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Yoi~

2005-12-04T00:07:00.000+08:00

Got bored so came up to crap abit.
- Really excited abt Saw 2. Now that's its out I wanna watch but no one wants to watch. But fear not. My sadistic buddies will always be there for me so its off to the movies with them. MUHAHAHAHHA. Anyway I hear the opening scene rox. A guy gets his head trapped in a clamp. The clamp is slowing closing and tightening its grip on the man's head. The only way to escape is to use a key to open the lock. But where is the lock ? Nope, no cliches. It aint in the stomach like the last time. Its stitched in the face. Ow. Lol. He tried his best but got his grey matter squished like a melon anyway. Wahahha.

- Gosh. Who's going to save us from rubbish television. Finally after long anticipation, Tong Xin Yuan is finally ending on monday ! Yes ! Well after the uplifting good news, here's some bad news. Bad news #1 : A new corny show has risen to take its place. Its called Fu Lu Shou and I dunno how we're gonna survive this one. Channel 8 has been the medium for portraying mentally unstimulating shows of late. To top the icing on the cake, this special effects saturated cheesecake of a show had its special effects done in by the one and only team who added the effects of Chi Zi Cheng Long. We can only hope for our on salvation. Do more good deeds, people. Perhaps then we can tide over this crisis. Bad news #2 : Yes, our fears have been confirmed. There is a 99% chance that a Tong Xin Yuan 3 will be filmed and produced. Please do good deeds so we can reduce our karma and escape this calamity. Give till it hurts, kids.

- Someone's blog got spammed of late. If it wasnt for SSB who gave me the highlights I wudnt have known abt it. Lol. Just for the record, I din do it. Hahahha. I got better uses for my holiday time then post impotent insults on other people's tag board. Its most likely the same person despite the different tag identites. Lol. Anyway that person is a total amateur at insulting. On the other hand if any one would like to sign up on a 3 day course on insulting people online, I'm free for application. Prices are negotiable. lol.

- Today went training as usual. Wahahha. Found out that someone had stolen our medikit but was nice enough to leave the key for the lock behind. Now thats what I call stealing with righteousness. You steal stuff but are considerate enough to leave behind some things that could cause great incovenience otherwise. Its like robbing a person but returning his ezlink card so he can go home. Lol. Today only got 3 people in the morning cos the dao pple going in the afternoon. Yeah. Me, eng meng and yin chu. La la la.

- Might as well mention that I went chalet with pri sch frens lately... Yeah. Aint a typo. Primary Sch. Dunno why but we meet up every year. Wahhaa. We must be the only people in singapore who do that. So when I got there it was evening cos I had training earlier. Then we started the BBQ. Haiz as usual, I have to go and start the fire. Someday I just gonna sit in front of tv and rot. Let them light themselves. Anyway the fire and coals were up in record time. Oh yea ~. With embers reading the BBQ officially began. First they tried an innovative idea. Toast the bread on the fire with cheese on it to make cheese toast. The result : Many pieces of bread and cheese wasted. Utterly charred. They cudnt flip the toast cos it had cheese on one side. AND IT WAS PLACED ON THE FLAMING GRILL DIRECTLY OMG. Yea. After a while I couldnt withstand the food wastage. So me, the psycho chef, had to kick in. Actually the solution was very simple. Get 2 slice of bread. Put cheese between them, a little meat for flavour. Take a piece of aluminium foil. Butter it up generously. Place the foil on the grill and the sandwich on the foil. No prizes for guessing whether the buttered side goes on the grill or the bread. Flip the bread occasionally and Voila~ Tasty toast, melted cheese. And not burnt. With the nice aroma of butter in the crisp toast for an added touch. The essence of bachelor cuisine - Simple but good. Some people say its easier to wrap the entire toast in the foil and flip the foil package directly. However, U cant monitor the status of the bread inside the foil package. Thats not good. You want crisp bread. Not a dehydrated lump of starch. You want melted cheese, not burnt in the oven cheese residue. Dont try it unless you are pro. Lol. If this sounds like I'm stating the obvious and its common sense, it is. The sad fact is many people lack both. So better to play it safe.

- After the BBQ we went night cycling. Now, in my opinion, night and cycling are two words that should not come together. If you disagree, go night cycling for 4 ~ 6 hours and see if your butt agrees with me. The person who designed bike seats must have really hated people.

- That reminds me. For 72 class chalet better bring a damned frisbee. Otherwise gonna be sian. Maybe we could visit Old Changi Hospital to spice things up a little. Muahahha. Anyone remembers Blair Witch Project ?

-Haiz. Bored again.I'm off~

" Sometimes the Hand of Fate must be FORCED! "
~quote from Illidian Stormrage~

yea might as well add another that has been appearing of late. Wahahha.

" Dont worry! There's no sugar! "
~quote from Pepsi Max ad~

Busy.

2005-11-22T21:38:00.000+08:00

Ha. Been busy of late. So busy not time to go Bnet.

- Yesterday nobody told me there was no training so I went at 9.00am on a cold rainy day and got nobody there. Sat around until 9.30 when brent came. Then he told me no one today omfg. So we sat down and read comics until about 10 then we started training. Very slacky training cos we train our own stuff. I tried to practise tao lu but the 4th floor is very cramped since its raining.. Did all the mundane stuff, like practising the cartwheels etc. Tried one hand but it didnt turn out well. train until about 12.30 we decided to get lunch so we packed up and went to the cosy corner... Ordered the tori katsu cos usually u cant go wrong with fried food. As expected it was rather decent since its really difficult to seriously foul up food when you're deep frying it.

- Been computer shopping for a long time and cos I'm poor I had to look around for a long time.. Finally finalised the rough idea of the stuff I wanna get. Going to Sim Lim tmr to get some price lists.

- haiz busy. will blog more soon.

Chalet~

2005-10-30T20:02:00.000+08:00

I felt obliged to write an entry to detail the events ocuring on the fac outing and the following sleepover. Special thanks to 74 for making it completely free even though we ate yr chips, gulped yr drinks and requisited the big comfy sofa for my own private use to sleep on at night~

- Another day started.. Went to sch for maths lect and kinda stoned thru it. P&C aint exactly the most stimulating maths subject eva.
- After that, there was a series of redundant looking lectures aka. Physics Review Paper 4 ??!! Since when was there a god damned Paper 4 ? WTF ? A window of opportunity appeared before our very eyes and we dive bombed right through it. Dota it is then.
- Into beauty world we went. Lan lab turns out to be mucha cheaper on weekdays. Only 1.50 per hour~ Competitors present included GCB, LBF, MJB, KFC, SSB and me. However, Mr Lucky 7 aka LBF forgot to bring his ezlink card so he cudnt go in... So the rest of us started to play a 2v3 match. Me and SSB on one team vs the other 3. Ha ha was quite a bad match. The 3 of them had some pretty decent heroes so it was a bit too much even for troll with dual bashers in melee mode with rampage on. hahah. No doubt we lost. Then SSB left cos he wanted to take attendence for phy review. Thanks for helping me take attendence~ lol. Shortly after SSB left, LBF returned. Played another 2v3 match.
- I am always on the side with less pple, which is like rather unfair. In order to make up for the lack of players I have to resort to underhand moves like targetting inexperienced pple to feed me. Honestly speaking my back stabs are rather clumsy~
- Anway it was me and MJB against the rest of the world. I would like to thank an anonymous person wearing a Lucky 7 shirt for helping to give me a great early start. He fed me in the early part so I grew damn fast unchecked. By the time I started to draw attention it was too late so the game ended pretty fast.
- GCB is learning fast ! A few more lan outings and more familiarity with the heroes and he shud do just fine~
- We went back after lan back to sch for chem ! Then horror of horrors. Forgot to bring my training stuff so i cudnt go training. damned.
- Went home after school to slack.
- Returned to school in a blinding red t-shirt. Expected some serious gambling so I wore my lucky shirt =D
- Took bus to the chalet.. Slack around there, ate the really good chicken drumsticks then got some fac item thingies
- There was a jaw-dropping macarena and the abysmal limbo rock~ then came the fac idol thing. MJB singing with us swinging banner in the backgorund. Lol.
- Decided to sleepover as refugees in 74~
- Started off the night there early with some gambling. The cards were laid out and u wud draw a card randomly. Person with smallest card loses. Depending on which version you were playing that night, you were either drinking 750ml of water or doing special acts. HAHHAHA
- Half way through the night we spotted guys dancing nude in the adjacent chalet with the curtains wide open. BAHAHAHAHHA.
- Wanted to visit Old Changi Hosp at night.. Was quite a nice idea and I quite aniticipated it but in the end they lagged out. Sigh~
- mah jong. Mah Jong. MAH JONG BAHAHHAHAHA.
- Went bowling.. Food there was v expensive cos there was no Cheers or 7-11. The bowling alley foodstore had monopoly so the cud charge 3.50 for a plate of fish and chips whih i could swallow in one bite. AHHHHHHHHH. cheated again. Plus, the fish was half cooked. Yeah. I got conned into paying 3.50 for a handfull of fries and a half cooked fish smaller than my handspan.
- Got back to the chalet at like 3 to 4 am. Stole the very comfy sofa to sleep on =D Din take the bed cos afterall its other pple's chalet. Cannot be too guai lan.
- Left the next day after pizza for lunch ! =D
- Special thanks to 74 for letting us sleepover for free~~

Teachers Day

2005-09-01T12:49:00.000+08:00

- Another T day comes and goes. Didnt want to go back to RV cos theres only one teacher left but went anyway to borrow some manga from my frens. Half-expected them to forget to bring.
- Day starts with morning assembly at HC. Goes into stasis as the teachers day message and wat so ever begins.
- Mass dance supposedly begins in the inner plaza. Sneaks off with KFC to the wushu room. Soon joined by a few other people..
- Receives a call and walks over to NJ to meet some frens . Voila~. They forget to bring the book. As exepected. The only way you can get anything out of them is to march up into their house and ask for it.
- Goes back to RV and sees only one teacher. Slacks around waiting for a fren who overslept.
- Continues to wait for the fren who has yet to arrive
- Forced to take a photo. Gives a stoned face as usual.
- Rushes back to HC for training and got there earlier than expected.
- There was no warm up run for training but yet more tiring than usual.. Wonder why.
- I feel like getting MC for tomorrow cos its so lame.. then i can go straight into the holidays.
- LOL. Found a really funny song from www.snopes.com . Its a site about urban legends and verifiying their authenicity. You guys should check it out when you're free. Anyway the song goes :

Thought you were smart
Bought a heart
Then came Batman through the dark
Instead of fucking that stupid slut
You got eight inches up your butt

Batman! Batman!
Batman! Batman!

Saw Batman the buttripper
I'll rip your butt like a canopener
Batman the buttripper
I'll use your butt like a canopener man!

-Lol.

" The game hasn't ended till the last card is on the table. There is no such thing as a sure win."
~quotez~

Oops

2005-08-30T17:22:00.000+08:00

Yeah oops. forgot to blog again
- Losing my sense of pain.. Noticed it over a period of time where I can get cut and I dun realise that I'm cut until I'm smearing blood all over stuff...Also realised that the regenerative power of my body is dropping.. Wounds are starting to scar fairly easily.. Not that I'm very disturbed by it. Scars are cool.
- Wushu competition was freaking cool, esp the guest performance by two guys. One was dual wielding a pair of scimitars against another using a spear.. I got the video of it in my handphone, if you wanna see it just ask me. A lot of people think wushu is damn easy cos its choreographed or something, espicially when its sparring. They dun realise that real force is applied to make it realistic and the risk of severe injury is very real due to a screw up on either party is very real. Dun believe ? You stand in front of me and I whack you with my spear. You tell me whether choreograph or not makes a diff.
- No matter what you do, dun do something stupid like boil a cup of water in a microwave, especially in a clean glass cup. Due to the perfect surface of glass and the lack of dirt, the steam formed durin boiling is unable to nucleated to form bubbles. As a result, the steam becomes super heated water trapped underneath the surface. The fact that the surface of water is shiny doesnt help. It should help trap energy. Agitation of the water surface or the cup as a whole causes an explosion. This is because the trapped steam is able to free itself. Cool.
- Promos coming soon and I've yet to start my revision.. Maybe I'll begin after MAF..
- Hm.. Tmr is teachers day.. I wonder if shud go back tmr.. After all I need to kope a new glove and perhaps a mallet.. At the same time can see my frens and ask more about WoW !
- Ha... Went to quite a few people's blogs and they all agree that JC life = no life. As usual, I have the urge to be a maverick. JC life = got life. Okay, perhaps to a certain extent only.. Maybe its cos wushu really brightens up my life. Duno why but its just fun to kick the crap out of yourself every wed and fri.. Feels a big difference from scouts in rv even though we got to play with flamethrowers and all that. Yeah maybe thats why.. Kicked all the shit about JC life away every wed and fri so I dun feel burnt out yet.. Wushu roxon..
- Oh yeah.. Suddenly reminded about how ying tang kana cheated by xiayuan, order dunno wat chicken yosai.. Turned out more to be like towgay yosai.. No. of chicken pieces, thumbnail size = less than 10. No. of towgay : uncountable. Basically the dish was 1% chicken and 99% towgay. Lol.
- Went for pool after that.. Then KC just had to say the cursed word. Immediately a table became shrouded with darkness and even my senior proclaimed the table as "evil". OMG.. His essense permeates the land.. He is omnipresent ! Just think about that while you're in the toilet. Remember, you are never alone. There is always.... IT. * cue the Jaws music * lolx.

" The word 'short' is longer than the word 'long' "

~quotez~

Change

2005-08-16T21:47:00.000+08:00

Today is quite a standard day…

- By now you all would have realised that I added a tag board ! (If you didn’t, you know now.) Being the person I am, I wont whine or weep when no one tags. You’re still free to see the comments link if you wanna. Makes no diff except for the slight convenience for pple who are lazy to press the link (-_-||)

- Hm… PE was rather boring.. Our match was interrupted halfway by the teacher who insisted we play a “new” game. Its basically softball using floorball sticks or whatever its called instead of softball bats and using a floorball instead of a softball. Of cos the playing zone is much much smaller and it’s a little more gay. Anyway its fun to pitch! Someone who really hated his “friends” and wanted them to stand at a fixed point while he throws stuff at them hard with a good excuse must have invented games like these. Yeah. One of the most compelling evidence that this was softball’s origin is that the pitcher isn’t penalised if the ball hits the batter’s body. Lol. At least I think so. Nonetheless I didn’t throw too hard cos my sense of aim is off today. As it is everyday. I have zero ball sense and sense of aim, which quite well explains why all my ball games are total flops. The only ball game where I have any chance of entry is pool, where there are so many balls surely something will go in once in a while.

- Made some recent changes to my blog.. By now you readers should have become my personal slaves after clicking the okay thingy. Congrats. Anyway, u also see a marquee abt new developments coming in. You must see that that is not just a marquee. It is a centre bar, a variant of the sidebar which I coded myself. :D Oh yeah ! By the way, I plan to shift some stuff up there so my side bar not so long

Maybe the archives. Its hard to explain in words but I’ll try to do it and show you all what I mean. HTML rox. Yeah I’ll stop here cos I need to research more about html and javascript.

" A question for you econs pple: An object in large quantites and great abundance has little value, right ? Then what abt human lives ? "
~quotez~

The Blazing toiletbowl rekindles once more !

2005-08-15T21:56:00.000+08:00

Wow.. Havent blogged for 2 months++ eh... Welcome back to my twisted world of madness as I fill your brains with lame shit. Lots of it.
- Some very recent events. RETURN OF THE GGG !!!!!! Yes ! In every school, a Good Guy Gang exists! The explain its origins, we must look back into my crazy past in my sec sch. There used to be a vile creature called Guan in my sec sch. This vile beast met another despised creature like itself, soon peng. Together with other pathetic fags, they came together and formed... THE GGG ! Until recently, I was believed that the GGG existed only in my sec sch but apparently the ideology has spread worldwide ! If you open your eyes and watch with clarity, you will see that in every school,a GGG exists. I guess its very natural for hated individuals to group together into an unholy bunch. That way, the probability of being picked off and dragged off to a corner to get annihilated becomes significantly lower. Hm... Human social behaviour again. Cool, huh ?
- By the way I'm not very for the formation of the BBB cos it sounds like a boy band. Ew.. Boy bands. So yeah there's no need to form or label yourselves as a group/band cos its the sch VS the GGG ! See ? Everyone is in on group. There's no need to differentiate. Its just the sch or GGG. Again, you can think abt soon peng and co. Its a very good illustration. I hear he's gone to MI. What a surprise.
- Today I confirmed the ancient relic of wisdom that cockroaches can survive without a head. Yep. Its very very true. Cos today when I opened the dustbin (the metal kind attached to a main rubbish chute), a cockroach flew out. Tried to close the bin but instead got its head trapped in the bin with its body sticking out in my house. Thought creatively on how to toture this stupid piece of crap sticking out like a sore thumb. I decided to test the greatness of Baygon!
- Rolled out the baygon and unloaded it on the roach. The roach struggled and struggled and in a bid of desperation it TORE ITSELF APART ! ( cue for the sound of people gasping in the background. ) Yeah yeah. So the head dropped down the chute and its headless body started to fly about. See ? Baygon sucks ! Nothing is worse than a flying headless roach cos u can spray it properly since its flying pattern is quite random. Desperate times called for desperate needs. A dustpan was at hand.
- Wielding the dustpan in my right hand, I made a swipe for the flying abomination. The dustpan connected with the vile insect and sent it bouncing off the floor. And omg, it wasnt dead yet. A tough one it is.
- Tried baygon again for the second time. Again it had limited effect. The creature continued to writhe and shake with no signs of fatigue. At the end of my tether to end this battle, i picked up a lighted and converted the impotent baygon into a flamethrower ! The orange-blue flames burst forth from my hands and seared the disgusting monstrosity. It must have been quite a scene, with me flamethrower-ing a fat roach shouting : "RESISTANCE IS FUTILE !!!!!!!" . Shouting in my head of cos. Finally the vanquished freak let go of the ghost and resigned itself to fate. It twitched no more.
In retrospect I think I overdid it cos the roach was kinda charred and smoking. But hey the end justifies the means ! Cockroaches and cockroach like people beware ! you'll be next.
- hint hint , my birthday is comoing soon and World of Warcraft is only 79.90 !

"Hippocrates, the father of medicine, sounds remarkably similar to Hippocrite. Hm... Makes you have absolute trust to the medical profession, doesnt it. "
~quotez~

Seoul....... Garden.

2005-05-30T20:23:00.000+08:00

-Today after bio lesson, we visited the garden in Seoul. Seoul Garden. Which reminds me. Why is Seoul Garden called Seoul Garden ? Hm.. Do people barbeque meat in gardens in Seoul ? Or..... The burnt meat found everywhere during war in Korea gave them the good idea.
- Got there, but it was rather full... So we had to wait for a table. Thus, we slacked around outside. Then there was this lego shop and the radical team was inside fighting for lego blocks with little children. It looked real sad. Then after a very long while the news arrived that there was a table for us. Turned out that it was 2 tables.
- Anyway, as we were going into Seoul Garden for "lunch", we saw a woman being carried out of Seoul Garden by paramedics... Hm.. What can you conclude ?
- We go in and start cooking. What else can I say ? Turns out that we got separated into 2 tables cos only got 2 small tables available and not one big table. Oh well. So we cook. I cant eat beef and I hate veg and I din feel like eating rice, so for 3 hours or so I was stuck to eating endless loads of "Chicken Mulgori", or whatever that is. Ah.. I can't help saying this, but I just cook too well. :D
- The soup for boiling food was defiled by GPB who put a raw egg with its egg shell into the soup. (-_-||) Everyone knows how gross egg shells are. Consider where they came from. Anyway, we got the guy to change the soup.
- Then GPG has the fabulous idea of making "egg flowers". So she throws an egg in, without the shell of cos, and breaks it up with her chopsticks. ~Voila. The whole soup foams up and overflows. (-_-||) Great. The egg pieces left overflow all over the hot plate and form an indestructable crust. Hurray. Anyway, throughout the whole "lunch", the soup served many purposes, including oral rehydrator, utensil steriliser, hot plate debris dislodgement fluid, etc.
- Using the hot plate dislodgement fluid, I managed to purge quite a bit of black stuff off the plate which I prefer to call, essence of chicken. Ha. U must be wondering why I call it that. I shall explain. Okay, you know, every time you barbeque a piece of chicken on the hotplate, you leave some scraps behind on the hot plate and they kinda burn up and become black ? Now that is like a piece of cancer. So, I used the hot plate debris dislodgement fluid to dislodge some of this "chicken essence" off the hot plate so that my cooking area is more or less cleaner. Hmph. Then I collected this "chicken essence" and saved it in a bowl. Collected quite a lot too. Then I decided to prove my hypothesis that it was chicken essence. I dumped the whole bowl of my self-styled "chicken essence" into the soup. And the soup became dark brown, a shade similar to BRAND'S Chicken Essence ! ( No offense to BRAND'S here. ) And it smelled kinda similar too. ~voila ! My alternative of preparing Essence of Chicken for those frail souls. Kids, please don't try this at home.
- After that they wanted to watch madagascar but I was bored, so I went home. La la la

" Laugh, and the world laughs back at you."
~quote~

Scuba

2005-05-26T17:21:00.000+08:00

- Today and yesterday went scuba diving.. I thought it was quite fun..
- Spent the first day morning in a lecture on how to use the scuba equipment, adapt your body to the aqueous environment and also the risks involved in scuba diving.. They also included ways and means to blow up your lungs, stomach, intestines, sinuses, eyeballs and ears while suffering a stroke from nitrogen bubbles appearing in your veins. What a nice way to go to hell. Basically, acheiving safety in scuba can be summarised in 3 words. "Don't stop breathing ". Really. This is becuase most scuba sustained injuries are from expansion of gases, which occurs as we rise to the surface after the dive. So if you exhale constantly, the gas in your lungs will not expand
- After lunch, we went to the pool to try what we had learnt.. But first, we had to have a swim test .. You have to be able to swim 200m nonstop, then dive and swim 15~20m in one breath and finally tread water with your head above water at all times for 10 minutes. Got a few pathetic fools dunno how to swim but sign up for scuba. What do you expect ? Floats for scuba ? Anyway the swim test was a complete breeze for me.. Okay the 10 minutes tread was a tad tiring but on the whole it was quite lag.
- First we had to get wet suits and fins of a suitable size... The wet suit was kinda tight and peck lim kept talking about what King Shahamudin from "Kingdom of Heaven", who was also wearing a skin tight suit to battle or something. Then we had to wear the fins, aka flippers.. KFC got a pair of bright hot pink ones. Lol.
- Then we had to get ourselves an air tank.. May I emphasize its an AIR tank, not an oxygen tank. If it was pure oxygen we would all have died of oxygen toxicity. It is dry, compressed air. Its nice and cool and dry so your mouth feels a tad dry after using it for a long time...
- Next is the mask.. You actually have to spit on your mask.. The theory is that the sticky saliva causes all condesation on it to roll off, so your mask doesnt fog up.. Cool huh..
- Yeah. Next we had to learn how to breathe. Yes, I know it sounds very sad but its harder than you think. This is because when we pinch our noses and breathe through our mouths on land, the muscles that make us breathe through our nose are still activated. We just don't notice. However, underwater, you have to consciously make sure that you breathe ONLY through your mouth. Kinda hard for new people cos we're not used to it.
- After learning how to breathe through our mouths we had to learn how to purge water out of our "2nd stages"(the thing you put into your mouth) and our masks.. Basically the 2nd stage is easy to purge cos it already has a purge button built in. For the mask, you would have to depress the top of your mask, tilt your head up and breathe air out of your nose, displacing the water in your mask.
- After that, we started to swim submerged in the pool.. Swim swim swim.. Time passes really quickly in the water.. Got out and washed up and went home..
- Today we had more lecture about more ways you can die in the water. Basically you can be bitten, stung, shocked and stabbed to death by marine creatures. Lol. We had a physics lecture on bouyancy, gas laws and density, a chemistry lesson on effects of gases under compression and bio lesson on the anatomy of the lungs. Ha ha.. Did u know that at a depth of more than 24m you can suffer from nitrogen narcosis. This is when the nitrogen dissolved in your blood under pressure causes narcotic effects on your body and you become "high". Lol.
- Went down to pool. Learnt how to snorkel.. Basically the same except its breathing air out of a tube on the surface of the water. I dun like it.. I prefer scuba over snorkelling.. Ha ha....
- Next, still in snorkel gear, we learnt how to dive on a staionary spot, etc... Quite cool. Learnt a technique to dive 10 feet w/o wasting one bit of energy or moving at all.. Woah. Nice.
- Hurray, soon it was back to scuba gear and revising what we had learnt yesterday.. After some slacking around we tried hovering by acheiving neutral bouyancy and suspending ourselves in mid water.. Cool.
- Then we started to scuba dive around the pool and started to play with a frisbee.. Then we started to throw a plastic torpedo around... Lol.. Quite fun.. Funner than it sounds. Lol.
- Then it was photo taking =) Got quite a few pics of me underwater... I hope they send the picts to me then I'll show you all. la la la..

too much and you wont burst like a balloon on the surface.

"Take some time and think it over and you would probably realise that you have NO life. Got life ?"
~quotez~

BBQ !!!

2005-05-24T20:59:00.000+08:00

Oops… Havent blogged for sometime liao.. Got damn pissed cos the webby keeps crashing on me and I lose whatever I have typed so I decided not to blog for sometime.
- Went out yesterday.. Got to KAP at 11am.. Saw GPB eating hotcakes and BasketBall Girl (BBG) in Mac. Slack slack slack and people started to trickle in slowly… We then decided to eat lunch at Mac. By then got GPB, BBG, GPG, HBG, MJB, KFC, SLG and me. Poor GPB. He just had Mac breakfast about an hour ago and now he has to eat Mac lunch, thanks to KFC and GPG who wanted air conditioning during their lunch. Lol..
- After lunch went to Bukit Timah Plaza to play pool… Opened 2 tables cos got 8 pple, just nice 4 person each table.. Played a few games and we left as GPB had booked the games room in his house which has a pool table..
- Met JWG and GTB at the bus stop outside Bukit Timah Food Centre… Could see JWG from far away thanks to her bright orange shorts. We then took a bus to GPB’s house, which is actually a 10 minute bus ride from my place (-_-ll)
- Got to GPB’s place and voila. SSB was already in his house. Followed GPB to some room and saw the room had the infamous blue screen of death. GG. Played a bit of monopoly… Then the Xbox got connected so I played LOTR:ROTK but got killed by the stupid spider. Grrrrr….. Just for your information, OSG, GCB and RRG had already arrived by then. Anyway we went down and saw JWG and SLG playing squash with GPG sitting outside with a broken racquet. RRG and GCB were playing badminton.. I think the rest were playing tennis… After some time, BMB and FFG arrived ! So we dragged them to the tennis court and locked them inside. La la la…
- Soon after I went to the BBQ pit where they were trying to get a fire burning.. MJB busy with the fire cos he from NP.. But the flames kept going out after a while.. So I had to perform magic and breathe life to the flames… They kept going out and I kept relighting them with my breath… Xp
- After some fire starters, time and lots of fire breathing, the pits were finally ready ! Started to BBQ food and sending it to the bottomless pit consisting of those people playing bridge.. You know who you are… Then change shift.. People started disappearing into games room… Came out and saw GPB cleaning up the place alone xp
- Left at 9pm… Waited half an hour for the stupid 970.. Should have asked FFG’s dad to send me home. Lol.. Lexus leh.. TMD…

" If money cannot buy you happiness, everyone would strive to be beggars and hermits. "
~quote~

FRIDAY THE 13 ! gasp gasp gasp

2005-05-13T20:35:00.000+08:00

Haiz.... Some people pay hundreds of dollars to go for spa.... Yet we have 2 SPA today and we complain like shit. Ha ha ha ha...
- First in the morning is chem SPA.... LMAO. Just before the SPA began, (walking to the lab) i saw many panicked faces, twisted in agony and horror.. How sad. When will people learn to let go of mortal worries and truly learn to enjoy life as it really exists ? So many tired faces. So many already wearing the "i-dun-know-what-i'm-doing-and-i-have-no-life" look and its only May.. Poor things. When will they acheive enlightenment ? Anyway, back to SPA. I'll "lecture" on life in some other entry. So we went in.. Started our SPA... Felt really weird.. Not in a bad way though. I dun care whether x is 11 or 12. I know I've done my best. That strange feeling.. It felt very.. like 3rd person view. Very natural kind of feeling. Kinda like automated and I'm just sitting there watching it happen. I know I did a lot of stuff different from pple (eg. my colour change was pale green to pink) bu i just felt so.. natural. Ha.. Who cares about the results. I've outgrown this kind of worries. Yeah I know I'm being really preachy, but seriously, the results doesn't matter. What's important is that you've done your best. When you have, you have no more regrets. The rest is up to watever is in the sky.
- More disturbed faces as we leave the lab. Haiz. Decided to just let them be. No point trying to teach them to let go. This kind of thing, you'll have to discover it yourself. Lunch comes and goes... Time for physics lecture...
- Physics lecture breezes past as most of the time I was reading shaman king... la la la..
- Maths test came and went. La la la.. I wonder if I did enough questions to pass but nevermind, its already happened so no point thinking about it.. Ha ha.. Could see that maths wasn't exactly a morale booster for the class especially after the chem SPA and next immediately was the bio SPA... Lol.. I happy/sorry to say that as usual depressing events dun really get to me .. So off we go to bio SPA!
- And so we are doing bio SPA... Ha.. Its all about soaking potato slices in water and watching them grow fatter. LMAO. Science can be weird. A few mishaps. Ha ha ha. Who cares, really. The more interesting event is I saw OSG's ezlink photo.. HA HA HA.. Damn funny... Its basically OSG with a mushroom for hair.. Lol..
- Bio SPA is over.. Ha ha ha.. We can lag throughout the weekend then.. Went wushu...
- Wushu.. Very standard la.. The usual stuff... Felt less tired today... I guess today was a little slack...

"Why do people have the silly habit of worrying over things that have already happened ? Can worrying change what has happened? "
~quotes~

Friendship Quotient

2005-05-12T21:08:00.000+08:00

I have a theory.
- I believe that the amount of friendship one has is fixed a certain amount. Some people are born with more, some people less. But for convienience sake, let's say the average person has a friendship quotient (FQ) of zero.
- In this case, we take the strengthening of current bonds and the making of new friends as a positive increase in FQ and the weakening of bonds or hatred/anger/dislike, etc as a negative change in FQ.
- Although a person's FQ may vary from instantaneous moment to another, (eg. small quarrel with best friend), but in general, the amount of FQ over a period of time should remain some what constant, or in the average person, zero. This means that when a person has made a new friend (increase in FQ), he may offend someonesoon or perhaps, distance himself from another friend. (As in, since you spent some time with you new friend, you have less time to spend with some other firned, causing a weakening of the friendship bond.)
- Another way to illustrate this is how people bunch up together against people they dislike/hate. Eg. When you hate a person greatly, a large amount of negative FQ is generated. As a balancing effect, such people with such large amounts of negative FQ tend to stay together and form a united opposition against the asshole being hated. The new friendship bonds formed between the haters compensate for the loss of FQ formed by the the bad realtionship with the hated. Get what I mean ? This explains gang-bangs against a particular person and the strong friendship between those people. In literary terms, they are "bound by hatred".
- Why do ostracisms occur ? The reason is simple when you use the theory of FQ to explain. For some reason (I'm still thinking of a theory to rationalise that), your subconsciousness decides that the time better spent on strengthening a bond with others than that one person. Thus, ostracism occurs so that more time can be spent building up on present bonds. The negative FQ from not making a friend is compensated with the strengthening of current ones.
Flaws in the theory
- However, the theory does not explain why a person with a small group of friends is more closely bonded to them then a guy with a large group. Theoretically, the FQ produced should be some what the same, so the bond should be equally strong despite the growth of the social circle. One cause of this flaw may be the fixed number of hours per day we have, I guess...
- Feel free to comment on my theory and make improvements. Take sometime to reflect. Maybe you might be able to see where FQ applies in your life !

"Too many people have 6/6 vision but are blind to reality. Why is it often the blind who see with the greatest clarity?"
~quote by me~

Wushu elections !

2005-05-09T21:49:00.000+08:00

As you have noticed, I've stopped making my titles irrelevant to the passage topic for a while....
- Early in the morning went to sports meet.... It was a real big mess when I got there, with NY and HC people scattered everywhere.. Talk about lack of crowd control. I walked around kinda aimlessly but I still could not spot anyone familiar... Finally I learn that the HC block of the area was at the very very end -_-ll.... I walked to the end and the number of people I saw was pathetic... Lazy to recount who was there... The worst part was our seat was in the sun.... Zzzz... Quite warm... But with the front row view we could see BMB shouting until his face turned red.. La la la.... People started disappearing from the seats so I decided to take a walk too... Was getting a bit too warm in the front seat... Saw KFC... Everyone lagging around... Then went back to the sports meet again... Realised that ares was pretty much the only faculty left... The rest of the faculties combined together probably have less people than us... Then finally it was over and liberation came!!! Oh sweet freedom and cool shade ! LMAO.
- Went up to wu shu room... Saw a lot of wu shu people there slacking.. Waiting for lunch and wu shu elections.... Decided to join the lagginess...
- Discovered that the wu shu room's tv actually works ! Wow ! People go mad and start thinking of PlayStation attachments. Lol..
- Spent most of my time lying on the mat reading KOF comics... Then someone ( cant remember who ) announces its time for lunch so we went to Coro's Prince for lunch... Ordered a chicken chop then realised that chicken cutlet looked better... After lunch we slack back to HC... Bryan spams a swarm of racist jokes in front of certain minorities.... O.o
- Got back and lag around more... Then move to LT2 for elections... Someone turns on happy tree friends on the projector and just when the exciting part came the show was cut aas it was time for elections....
- And yes KFC is in Exco.. Extremely predictable of cos... Most likely pres too.. Lol. As for me, I fufilled my wish of being member. Member rox !
- Anyway while counting the votes they were showing us videos of pros doing wu shu.. Its so gross... We cant even see the hand movements when they strike... And when they duel they really plant their foots onto their friends faces.. Ow... But the sound effects were kinda lame or exaggerated...
- We go for dinner at KAP.. I dunno why but there's white smoke billowing out of the kitchen. Lol.. After that we walked to Bukit Timah Shopping Centre there and play pool...
- Holy moly... So many pro poolers in wu shu.. Kana total pawnage... X-(
- After pool went home.... Haiz.. And another day has passsed.

" There is always at least one exception for anything. Seek to find them. "
~quotes~

sentosaaaaaa

2005-05-03T22:22:00.000+08:00

Yeah.. Havent blogged for quite sometime cos I was quite busy…
- Went sentosa for class gathering.. Got there the time only got me and KFC.. Then as time passed GCB, SLG, GTB, Spidermedic, Super Skirt Boy (SSB), Knows how to Smell Girl (KSG), GPG, BMB, LBF arrived.. Haiz.. As usual, they are all late.. Supposed to meet at 10am but by the time they came almost 11 liao..
- Went to harbourfront kopitiam for brunch… Suddenly I remember that in Dec I also went sentosa with sec frens.. also went to that kopitiam.. hm….. Anyway GCB starts to talk abt tissue paper there to help wipe the seat for GPG.. Ha ha.. Then this guy who walks past hears this and sells GCB a bunch of tissue paper.. Lolx.. Damn funny…
- While eating brunch, we noticed this muslim rice stall nearby.. All the pictures on the menu looked the same and kinda reminded us of bio.. Electron micrographs of stuff like nucleoli.. Haha.. Had some lame moments “identifying” cell components in the menu.. Lolx.
- MJB arrives while we in kopitiam. After brunch, we decided to go buy a soccer ball.. While inside… Horrors of horrors ! We heard a rap and it was a total LMAO ! KFC should know wat I’m talking abt. MUHAHAHAHAH.. So funny.
- Anyway we decided that waiting for the bus would take too long (the queue for the bust extended beyong the bus interchange!) so we walked to sentosa… Walk walk walk.. Walk on the road and voila ! We were in sentosa !
- Took a bus and went to palawan.. GTB very disappointed cos we din camp near babes. Found shady spot under a coconut tree so we dumped our stuff there. It was about 1pm then. The sand was HOT. AAHHH!!!!
- We start to play Frisbee… Throw here, throw there.. But very hot so we abandon… Later we also went swimming… SSB gets stripped and GCB takes off his pants in the water O.o
- Also played beach soccer which was kind of a bad idea cos the sand was really hot and hard to play on.. Sprained 3 toes…
- Later, Bimbo Wannabe Girl (BWG) arrives with a volleyball. Yay ! So we played volleyball… Then FFG, OSG and WFG came… Played more volleyball… The volleyball kept rolling into the water and sand kept sticking onto it so there was sand flying into everyone’s face…Judging from the way many of them play they either have not touched/seen/played vollyeball before or they are plain afraid of the ball… O.o
- Then played Captain Ball.. Throw here.. Throw there… Zzz… After that it started to rain… So we left the island.. Anyway WFG has this irrational fear for red shirts… THERE’S NOTHING WRONG WITH RED SHIRTS ! RED SHIRTS ARE NICE !
- We left sentosa island by bus cos it was raining and KSG had thrown away one of her slippers. LMAO. Anyway it was a rather uneventful ride back to the mainland.
- Got back to harbourfront and I managed to psycho them into eating dinner at pastamania ! yay ! Ate a creamy chicken… Not bad… Hm.. Every one should eat pastamania.
- FFG leaves before pastamania and we go cheers to buy drinks.. Then went to some deserted building to play Indian poker…
- Then got one very KB security guard came out… I think we wants to watch us play more than chase us away cos he just stand there and watch us. LMAO. So change location to BWG house…
-- Went home after that cos my parents KB… But I heard abt all kinds of stuff… Ex-s… Vanessa ( my cousin’s name ),etc.. lmao.
- i went to see chi doc cos of my sprained toes.. He used 3 needles for acupuncture and then wrapped some black shit on my leg.. stinks.

" go www.owned.com . Enough said. "
~quotez~

SUPER LAME MRT JOKES !

2005-04-21T20:11:00.000+08:00

Yeah.. All this lame jokes were inspired by my wushu friend...

1. Who is afraid of the MRT station ?
- Outram Park (Pa) Station

2. Which MRT station saved $80,000 during its construction?
- Sembawang (Shen Ba Wan ) Station

3. Which MRT station is shifting its location soon ?
- Yishun ( Yi Soon ) Station

4. Which station just Phua Chu Kang live near ?
- Yio Chu Kang ( You Chu Kang ) Station

5. Who squeezed the MRT station ?
- Kranji Station

6. Who scolded the ceiling of the MRT station ?
- Marsiling Station

7. Which MRT station was once a Teletubby ?
- Expo

8. Who knows the MRT station ?
- Eunos Station

9. Who got the MRT station ?
- Douby Ghout Station

10. Who kicked the MRT station ?
- Clementi Station

11. Which MRT station dodged a mountain ?
- Bishan Station

If you haven't frozen to death due to these cold jokes at the end of this entry, try suggesting some ! Post in comments ! Repition is allowed, eg. 2 jokes for one station.

" Your parents spend the first 20 years of your life telling you not to get involved in BGR, then once you reach 21 they start to worry you'll never get a BF/GF and become lonely for the rest of your life. Arent they weird ? "
~quotez~

Outing !

2005-04-19T20:51:00.000+08:00

- Went out on Saturday with some old faces... Nigg, Zen, Hong Wei, Ah Tao, Chiam, Alf, Benny and me.
- Met at JE.. Supposed to be there at 1pm got I got there at 12pm.. Just like me to be too early.. When to slack around.. While reading manga I saw Chaim and Benny.. We walked around.. When to JE library to enjoy air con.. Chiam buys a can of root beer and spills lots of it all over the carpet.. Looks rather intentional. Lolx. Benny repeats the same mistake.
- Go back to JE station at about 1.30pm, half an hour late and guess what ? Only nigg had arrived. The rest are late, as usual. We wait until almost 1.45pm and everyone assembles.. Decide to go NYDC in Orchard for lunch.. When we got there NYDC was completely packed, so we decided to eat at the restaurant opposite...
- I ate a grilled cod fish fillet, Zen had bacon wrapped chicken leg, Hong Wei ate sirloin steak, Nigg had fish and chips, Ah tao, alf, Benny, Chiam ate mud pies....
- Our main courses were damn nice.. Definitely worth the price.. As for the mud pies.... Well, lets put it this way :
- When the mudpie just came , they said this. " WHAT THE %$^*@ ! 9.95 FOR SUCH A %$#@ SMALL BLOCK OF ICE CREAM ?? "
- After about half the mud pie was eaten I could see the fear factor challenge approaching in the reflections of their nauseated eyes.
- Well, the mud pie's choc ice cream was too rich... So it kinda over saturated their tongues with choc... As ah tao would put it, " The last few bites are so tasteless it felt like putting mucous in your mouth. " Lolx.
- After that very bored, so we walk around and went to borders.. Sat around reading the latest publications of Sherman's Lagoon, Foxtrot, etc for free ! :)
- Wanted to go Moose house after that but Moose was not at home.. So everyone went home to play DotA.. Alf went to Zen house to play WoW.. That ends the meetup with some old buddies...
- Seeing some old faces after a period of not seeing them really does bring back so old memories.. The old scout days.. Ubin.. :)

" Time is money and money is the root of all evil and the evil will be punished... Time is punishment ? "

Congrats. You just wasted 5 seconds of yr life reading this title.

2005-04-15T22:24:00.000+08:00

Hi !!!!!!!
- Yeah din blog for sometime cos I was busy playing DotA.. Okay, here's some crap - Bio lecture. So all goes well until we enter the LT, then we see 2 gelatinous blobs of lipids standing inside. Not good. FS starts off by blabbling over and over about some crap.. I cant hear her at all.. Busy wondering if she would dissolve in an organic solvent since she is 99% lipids.. Blah blah blah... Her words saturate the air and start to suffocate me.. I detect a lack of oxygen.. Body goes into autopilot mode... Screensaver initiates and my vision clouds.. Strange hallucinations of FS's floating in the air like balloons appear... Silence. The FS has stopped talking ! Just as she was about to make her graceful exit, Gelatinous blob #2 informs her that there was a guy in the front row sleeping while she was talking ! Gasp ! Will she eat him through phagocyctosis ? Thankfully, she didnt eat him in public and sent him to stand outside. Then FS hovered into the air and patroled around for sometime while Gelatinous blob #2 became her lecture.. Suddenly, I realised that FS was gone ! She has disappeared into thin air without a trace soundlessly ! And the guy she sent out never returned ! OMG ! She must have crawled out through the vent pipes and finish him off like an alien movie with phagocytosis !!!!!!
- Always had this facination that extremely fat teachers could perform phagocyctosis. Afterall, why not ? They could use their generous amounts of lipids to wrap around the subject in a pincer movement characteristic of phagocytosis and perhaps when they fold their lipids completely over them the skin could bind together while the subject forms a vacuole inside the teacher's body.. Then lysosomes would integrate the subject with the teacher.. And voila, u can spout the famous catch phrase immortalised by Lich King/King Arthus : " Now, we are one ! "
- I actually wrote a lot more than this but the fucking blogger.com said it had an internal error and wiped out the whole post. Stupid administrator. You deserve this _1_

Today's title is title.

2005-04-07T17:15:00.000+08:00

- Yesterday had wu shu. It was so OMFG... Totally burnt out.. First the sky got dark, so we decided to run indoors. Then after we run and run, we stopped to do stretching. In the midst of a good stetch it started to rain !! The rain go really bad so we moved to the admin block instead for wu shu.. The dark sky fortell the doom we were about to face... PT BY THE MACHINE MAN ! You only need 10 minutes of his PT to give you permanent damage, mentally or physically. Basically in total we did about 40~50 diamonds pushups, 350 jumping jacks and about 60 upward jumps ( picture a star jump without the star. yeah i know, that sounds very soon peng ).. These are moderate estimates of the horros we went through in like, less than 15 minutes ? Even now, my legs still feel kinda flimsy... Wonder if I will recover by tomorrow for wu shu again..
- After that we went to train some basic techniques... Started on our first lesson on how to do a Xuan Feng (whirlwind ?) Trying my best to well, this sounds corny, just do it. Realised that its so much harder to put thoughts into action.. Too much refelction I say.. I guess it should be a little more instinctive.. Maybe a little less inhibited.. The fear of failure is slowing me down.. Once I overcome this mental barrier I guess I should at least meet my own expectations... The rest of the day passed quite normally doing some revisions of some old stuff... And a new series of actions, again from chang quan, I think..
- They wanna learn the same thing together.. Same weapon.. But I think its time we had courage to strike off the familiar path of sticking together.. The time to have the courage to diversfy.. Not that sticking together is a bad thing, cos it enriches the experience and builds up bonds, but you could end up doing something that isn't interesting to you at all, or give up something that intrigues you more. Guess I'll try with chang quan.. I dont know why but I'm just attracted to it though I've never seen it.. They tell me its very difficult but since when has life ever been easy ? I'll do whatever I can. Even if I fail, I would at least know I tried.
- Hm.. Today passed quickly as usual.. Rather uneventful, besides the confirmation of a scandal.. Lolx.. Saw some people on some bench on some deserted floor having some talk. Even if you tell me it isnt true I wouldnt believe you. Hahahah..
- Today is BMB's birthday.. He looked so depressed when nothing was doe to celebrate his birthday earlier in the morning.. To ad insult to injury, some other class was celebrating someone else's birthday in the canteen. Lolx... Imagine his delight when he was presented with a pink ..... ~Sheer Romance~ Lolx.
- I'm bored.

" If we learn from failure, why are so many people avoiding it ?"
~quotes~

........

2005-04-05T17:17:00.000+08:00

- Bored.
- Amazed by what people do to get into council...Some spend big bucks printing posters and placing balloon flowers on class benches EVERYDAY, some give peanuts in IKEA cups, and some write DJ King on tissues boxes with a marker can give free tissue. -_-ll
- Its really interesting to think about what is going through the minds of these people running for council.. Its weird to think about it. Really. Imagine having funny voices in your head going : " Print a poster.... Print a poster.... Empty your bank of all your money.... Sell your soul to watever... It doesnt matter so long as you are in council.. " Ok, no one has been caught mouthing that but I'm sure BMB and WFG probably have had experiences similar to what I have just described. It might even have been sub-conscious, so they didn't know they had such an idea.
- Hm.. While I was walking home in the rain without an umbrella I thought of an idea. You know how people who break a lag have to walk around with crutches ? Its slow, heavy and generally uneffective especially if you have to walk long distances. So I was thinking. Why dont people attach wheels to their plaster casts ? Not under the cast like a wheelie shoe, but more like training wheels for those noobs when they try to learn how to ride a bicycle... So the person with the broken leg can just wheel his leg around.. In case the person scared he slip and do split thanks to the wheels, there can be something attached at the back, so its kinda like a roller skates... Bend your foot above a certain angle something blocks and go cant split any further... Hm.. Wonder why anyone hasnt thought of it yet...
- Many 1st time readers of this blog are always wondering about the name cos it seems to have no coherence at all to the rest of the blog... I wont bother to tell you the origins of the blazing toiletbowl incident, but right down I'm trying to make my ideal picture of a blazing toilet bowl and paste it on the top of my blog, k ? I'm also trying to see if its possible to change yr cursor to a blazing toilet bowl when you come my blog.. So I'm working real hard...
- I'm thinking whether to put a chatter box cos i think many people are lazy to press commentz and load load load.. They just wanna type a short crap and go.. So.. Hm..... But very diao if the chatter box is empty -_-ll Decisions, decisions, decisions.
- Oh yeah, you people should have seen this around... If you havent its time for you to see it.
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Follow the white rabbit. Copy and paste today !
- Time flies pass so quickly.. So fast and its already April. Have you realised how fast time has slipped through fingers ? It seems not long ago when the class just came together.. I'm losing my grasp of time.. Its pouring out between my fingers like hot dry sand.... A blink of an eye and the promo exams will come.. You laugh and say I'm mad, but you'll probably get what I mean when its about mid-august..
- The new HC uniform doesnt feel hot on me.. Dunno why so many people are complaining... As usual, I'm the only one with the "anomolous result" on the effects of wearing the new uniform.. Wonder why its always me.
- Today got physics tutorial... But the tutor pon... Lolx...
- Haiz.... Bored. All because of you people I have to do the stupid chemistry "challenging" question. Its so damn stupid.. They say what every question needs to use what PV = nRT.... What crap. I spent so long trying to fit that crappy equation then in the end I can solve the lame question with one step per section. P1V1 = P2V2. LAME !!!!!!!!! WHAT A WASTE OF LIFE.

" The more you learn, the more you know.
The more you know, the more you forget.
The more you forget, the less you know.
Why learn ? -_-ll "
~ quotez from meee ~

Yo yo

2005-04-01T21:24:00.000+08:00

- So I hear complaints that the white font on the brownish background is kinda hard to see.... Hm.. I'll be experimenting with several different font colours... So while you're leaving comments you might as well tell me which is the best.. I don't trust my own judgement when it comes to this.
- Wu shu today.. Hm.. Long time since we had a run... It feels good to run down that now familiar road, with the wind running through my short short short hair... Gives a funny feeling... Like the road is growing shorter.. The length of the road where there's a lot of overgrowth.. It just feels shorter everytime we run.. Weird.
- As usual, a lot of revisions on some old concepts in wu shu... Hou sao ( read -- crouch down and spin around thingy. ), teng kong fei jiao ( run, do some strange action I still cant figure out, jump, kick ), etc... On the broight side, I can finally tap my knee with my forehead ! Oh yeah ! Just a few months ago the idea of touching my toes was a painful one and now I can stratch my head with my knee. Man, that feels good.
- Hm.. Received the new timetable.. Not much difference from the old one.. And the physics extra lessons end soon.. By 9 April.. So its must a minor disruption to my life.. Hm.. Not as horrific as the other people claimed.
- I realised that I have not met my crap content for today's blog today.. Hm.. I'm thinking about what lame shit I could talk about.... I was just watching austin powers.. Damn it was so lame but so funny... Hahahha... Bet you guys have watched that before huh...
- I noticed that a lot of people couldnt understand GP today... Allow me to shed some light into yr minds. Plato once spoke of a metaphorical cave. Normal people like you are stuck in this dark cave, having a false perception of what the world is like. You refuse or cannot leave the cave because it is familiar to you. But you have missed out on the bright, beautiful, real world outside the cave. One day, some irritating bug appears in the cave. It keeps stinging a person in the cave. The person, running away from the bug, ran out of the cave. And finally saw the true, real, beautiful world. The same thing happened in the movie, " The Matrix ". Neo was living in the matrix, a computer programme that hide the real world from their eyes. They were in reality, blind, like the people in the cave. Then came Morpheus. He took the role of the irritating bug, stinging Neo with clues of what reality really was. Eventually Neo escaped from the Matrix and saw the real role and took the responsibility to rescue the rest of the people in the Matrix, the people still living in darkness in the "cave". If you still dun get it I cant save you.

"If a picture is worth a thousand words, why are dictionaries filled with words and not pictures ?"
~ quote from me~

Hey !

2005-03-31T22:19:00.000+08:00

Hey hey.. Not much content here... I'm just here to say the obvious.... I assume u have noticed that there has been some minor changes to the out look of my blog.. If you are an IE user, i'm still trying to solve the mystery of why my text is below the sidebar..... Please post on whether the change has been better or worse... ( basically, blue or no blue better ? ) and suggest some changes ? And feel free to enjoy the music. Its "arrival into kalimdor" from warcraft 3.

A new era is born

2005-03-29T19:35:00.000+08:00

- Handful of new intakers have arrived.. Played polar bear in the morning as a ice breaker..(-_-ll) Had this gut instinct that one of the new girls was the polar bear.. Cos she has this suspicious look in her eyes.. And no way the gamemaster, JWG, would exclude 2nd intakers from being polar bears.. Anyway I got pawned on the turn when I was very sure it was her. Flip. Nevermind. Its only a game.
- All rise to welcome Golden Tail Boy (GTB) to our class... Hm... his mah jong skills have not degenerated at all... Spidermedic got pawned by him.. lolx.
- The total defense is building up fast... Members have already been appointed.. We've started to quote great leaders like Hitler... I know as you read this you are screaming " NAZI !!!!!!", but if you look at the economic and political acheivements of Hitler and not how he waged war, you would have realised that he was a great leader.. Its cool how he solved the unemployment in Germany then ( though it was partially contributed by the 6 million Jews that got pawned )...
- Hm.. Speaking about the Holocaust where millions of Jews got killed, I was suddenly spurred by mrbid thoughts to give you some idea on how horrifically the jews were pawned. So lets talk about it.
Method 1 : Germans attempted to shoot them all to death. But there were so many Jews that many death camps reported that their machine guns fired until the barrels melted. Lolx.
Method 2 : To save ammunition, they reserved the machine gun thingy for smaller groups of Jews. So, they decided to give a Jew a spade each. They would dig the soil around themselves until they got deeper and ddeeper. And a german soldier would just have to push the soil over the hole and bury them alive. However, this was rather time consuming as obviously the Jews were demoralised diggers...
Method 3 : Finally, they found the most efficient way. Put them into enclosed spaces and owned them with poison gas. lolx. cool.
- Bored. Write again tmr.

" If time is money and money is the root of all evil,doesn;t that mean that time is evil ? "
~quotez !~

YES ! ITS A NEW POST !

2005-03-28T18:13:00.000+08:00

Good/bad news for 05S72

- Me, Spidermedic, HBG got posted out of 72 to some ulu ulu class cos we change to trip science and 72 is a BCME class... Then they change 72 into a BCME-trip science class and replace us with 2nd intakers. That is like, so RTD. But nevermind. We found some new intakers and subverted their innocent minds to our iron will and caused them to swap class with us... So hey, I'm back to torment your souls till the end of time.
- Cool webby introduced by ah tao... It changes your name into some kinda gothic one.. A few examples:
me --> Disturbed Angel
JWG --> Dead Pleasures
GPG --> Angelic Scars
KFC --> Velvet Dreams
LBF --> Flirting with Suicide
Tay Soon Peng --> Midnight Temptress
Low Guan Quan --> Fucked up Freak
MJB --> Beautifully Chaotic
FFG --> Mummified Corpse
BMB --> Dead Psycho
- If you think I am purposefully against you by fabricating a very disgusting gothic name *cough, flirting with suicide* , go to THIS SITE to check yourself. OSG should take special notice of your name's meaning in this site.
- Hm.... As the years go by, I realised the potential for all those bugs that fly into my window every night. They make good subjects for experiments. eg. Since cockroaches cant burp, eating stuff like carbonates can cause the cockroach to be filled up with carbon dioxide. Though the carbon dioxide would evolve slowly out of the roach or dissolve into the bloodstream, feeding it with a mixture of carbonates, eg baking soda, I predict the cockroach will swell up with carbon dioxide and explode ! So fun ! Please try this at home. Suitable for all ages. Does not require parent supervision.

IS YOUR HOUSE INFESTED WITH ROACHES ? TY PRODUCT X OF AARON BRAND!
Ingredients : Pinch of sugar
Dough
Baking soda
Some water

Instructions : 1. Mix dough with baking soda. Make little balls the size of tang yuan with it.
2. Add a PINCH of sugar. Remember, you are luring existing roaches, not attracting new ones.
3. Dampen a bit wih a few drop of water and you are complete!
4. Place dough ball in damp, dark areas where roaches frequently visit.
5. Wait patiently for the splattered remains of roaches. Be careful not to add too much water or your dough ball won't work !

Warning : Keep out of reach of young children. May cause severe burping if ingested. Remember to feedback to me on the usefulness of this roach control method.

- Look around at the things around you. The fact is that any of them can be synthesized into a bomb. The world isnt creating bombs. The world IS a bomb !!!
- Tomorrow, the new intakers arrive. Be prepared. MUhahahahhaha

" If knowledge is power, power corrupts and corruption is a crime and crime doesnt pay, doesnt that make people who study poor ? "
~quotations from me!~

ZZZZZZ

2005-03-24T16:34:00.000+08:00

Zzzz...

- Okay, so the posting is out.. 17 people are left. So barely half the class have left. I don't think that's really much of a problem since I hear that the Cult of the Damned will not be formed as many particiapnts couldn't make it. Hm.. Wonder what my future class will be like. I don't really care much though. I'll just come over and visit whenever I can.
- Don't worry about the people in NJ. I can call my buddies to watch over them. =)
- Went zen house to play WoW.. Nice.. The graphics are good even with low resolution.. WoW does away with the loading as you move from map to map and contary to popular belief, lagging doesnt seem to occur.. And the AI is fairly intelligent too.. It knows how to gather help, target more important players, etc. Only at the low cost of $155 ! Hm.. since one cd-key can be used by to create 8 accounts, I was thinking of maybe like sharing with someone to buy and split the costs..
- Hm.. No wushu this week due to J2 block tests.. It feels really weird to go home early on wednesdays..
- Its Good Friday tomorrow ! Oh yeah ! Have fun people and enjoy the 3 day weekend !
- News reports that the postings for the new class will be out on Monday... So I dunno whether I'll be around on Monday or not.
- I'm crapping... Really bored.. No mood to write cos I'm leaving. Let's hope the new week will be more exciting..

" Life is the biggest RPG we ever play. The problem is that there's no "save game" and "restart game" options. "
~ quote by me ~

Yo !

2005-03-16T20:43:00.000+08:00

Yup.. Its time for you to waste your life reading my blog again !!! I just gonna crap on whatever that comes to mind..

- Today went wu shu... Called that bunch and they tell me they decided to go kbox instead... (-_-ll) Kbox ain't fun without girls cos they will attempt to sing and sing and sing and you can laugh at them. The idea of sitting there hearing Spidermedic singing his spiderman tune doesn't really appeal to me, I guess. So I went wu shu. Bow to my dedication. m (_ _) m
- Hm.. Was very hot at 3pm so we din go run outside.. Just a few rounds around the mat followed by a few rounds up and down the stairs followed by a few rounds on the mat itself.. Not very long but enough to pawn your ass... Then we went to stretch our legs.. Except today's one is a bit different.. Instead of using the second floor railing, we went to canteen. Hm.. You know, the canteen has the ground floor ( where most of the benches are. ) and the raised floor ( where the drink machines and stalls are. ) And there's a wall separating them. Now imagine standing on the ground floor and placing your right foot on the wall. Ooo...... Feels like magic ! Lolx.
- Then we do about 45 jumping thingies... The from stood down and jump up one... Then sit against the wall ( ma bu against the wall ) for 40 seconds.. Human error for timing exceeds 10s for this cos my senior is merrily counting slowly... Haiz.. Then trained a bit for split.. (0.o) Painz...
- Begins real training.. Today very few people, so more mistakes were spotted and more time spent on correction and perfection.. Haiz.. I have much to learn.
- Tired, but had fun. Ha..
- Hm.. Yesterday I discovered that I'm not afraid of death by car crash. Weird. So I was in this taxi, driving down the road when suddenly this car in front just stops. So the taxi driver stamps on the brakes and the taxi starts screeching to a stop.... So, I'm inside and I'm not wearing a seat belt I was like thinking : Hey, the taxi I'm in is about to crash. Should I put on a seat belt ? Hm.. What should I write in my last sms.. Wonder what they'll put for my obituary. Should I die with a middle finger pose ? Why am I not scared? .. And other misc. stupid questions. No life flashing before my eyes either. Maybe that's cos I have no life. Lolx.
- Remembers that a similar incident like this happened a few years ago.. Again I had quite a similar reaction.. I just sit there placcidly not panicking at all, wondering if I should haunt someone after death. No fear. Weird. Come to think about it, I'm not afraid of roller coasters either. I spent many years of life in fear of roller coasters thanks to all those retards who told me how horrific it was.. What stomach churning and vomit inducing.. Pile of bullshit. I sat inside and it went round and round, upside down, downwards almost vertically. But no scream. No fear, no panic, no vomit, nothing at all. I felt cheated. Wasn't I supposed to scream the shit out of me ? WTF ! Nothing happened at all ! Meanwhile the people around me are screaming their dicks off and I'm so relaxed.
- I revisited one of my favourite webbies : wordsmith.org .
- Go check it out. Some notable ones --> oag = aha i go out
--> aaron teo = onto a era
--> andrew tan = wet Dr anna / ant warden
--> daryl wong = gladly worn/ lardy wong/ go dry lawn
- Have fun anagramming !
- And for my quote I will say something that many people know but often fail to do it.

" Your mind and body must always act as one. Doing otherwise leads to nothing but failure"
~quote !~

Tired. Shall end here. Maybe I'll try to blog more often.

Updated !

2005-03-11T20:47:00.000+08:00

Yes ! Its updated !

Wednesday
- Hm... Nothing much happened, unless you want to count the great new idea of playing cardboard mah jong... Light, soundless and intriguing entertainment. Heck, it even confers health benefits such as partial immunity to alzheimer's ! So we're not playing games, we're keeping our minds healthy !
- Wu shu owned us all. Ran a different route that day... Was running, running running, and I didnt really think it was much of a big deal until we turned off the concrete pathway and down towards a water pipe.. Climb over the pipe and... HOLY MOLY ! A steep steep steep hill. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!! Luckily only the competition pple need to run up the hill... We the fei wu gang can jog up.. Ha.. Learnt some new stuff...

Thursday
- GCB having a bad day... First, kana caught for playing tennis so he needed to write a 2 page essay explaining his actions... Then as he was walking to TC to eat, he kana bird shit.. Haiz... Sad.
- Quite an uneventful day.....Bored.

Friday
- 3 periods of chem tutorial ! OMFG. Luckily, she spent one period explaining something she already explained the previous tutorial.. So she wasted about one period or so.. Then she annouces that th rest of the whole cghem lesson is for a class test ! yay. Liberated from boring tutorials..
- Hm... So my group is doin the GP presentation next term.. Wonder how many people are left by then...
- Maths lecture was so Zzzz... Played mah jong to spend time....
- Bio passed quickly thanks to the pract.. GCB had like.. 67 bubbles per minute while jeffrey had 3. hahahhaa...
- Wu shu was fun but tiring as usual.. Missing some pple like jun hong, wee kiat and worm cos thy pon.. So sad... But I had a great time.. Though I did horribly.. Especially got BMB, MJB and WFG standing above watching.. PRESSURE ! Did badly.. Haiz.. Long way to go. Too tired. That explains the vague entry. To redeem my sin I pasted a ineresting pict below.. Proves that wc3 isnt all just brainless bloodshed.

" Winning isn't everything. It's the owned faces of the losers that matters most. "
~quote by me~

Sunglasses

2005-03-08T19:04:00.000+08:00

Haiz....
- Thanks to the stupid eye drops from yesterday, my iris dilated all the way and I had blurred vision because something they dripped affected the lens muscles too... So basically blurred vision + fear of sunlight = gg
- Had to wear sunglasses or I would be completely blinded. This morning I couldn't read anything at all and had to run away from "puddles" of light on the floor. (-_-ll) As I type this at least I can read what I'm typing now..
- So yeah, my iris is starting to go back to normal and my eye lens are refocusing fast.. I have to go through this next year probably for the last time.
- Wore sunglasses to PE and everyone gives me the "what's your problem" look... I think I'm famous now.. "The weirdo with the shades" that is.. Zzzz....
- Stone through most of the lessons today cos I can't see a thing.
- And now for the main topic of today : The story of Worm and his requited love. HAHAHHAHAHA.

(Confidential Source X) says:
yea btw
(Confidential Source X) says:
i need your help on something
ME : Me run for council ? You gotta be crazy. says:
?
(Confidential Source X) says:
erm
(Confidential Source X) says:
eyy
I know that then there will always be comfort for every sorrow, whatever the circumstances may be. says:
ok
I know that then there will always be comfort for every sorrow, whatever the circumstances may be. says:
jia qing last year u know he sang in talent time?
ME says:
ya
(Confidential Source X) says:
he sang for jia lin to impress her
ME says:
AHHHHHHH
(Confidential Source X) says:
or rather kozun gf
ME says:
what is jia lin
(Confidential Source X) says:
then that night he kope her e mail
(Confidential Source X) says:
and ask: who is this?
(Confidential Source X) says:
and start chat wif her
ME says:
ooo
ME says:
how u know ?
(Confidential Source X) says:
frm tzy
(Confidential Source X) says:
i think
ME says:
!!!!!!
(Confidential Source X) says:
i forgot
(Confidential Source X) says:
then he is a retard
(Confidential Source X) says:
caus
ME says:
it shall be today's entry's jing cai nei rong
(Confidential Source X) says:
yea
(Confidential Source X) says:
wait
(Confidential Source X) says:
lemme finish
(Confidential Source X) says:
he kope her mail
ME says:
uh huh
(Confidential Source X) says:
then type who is this
(Confidential Source X) says:
to begin a chat
ME says:
then ?
(Confidential Source X) says:
and he send an email to her about he sang tt song for her
ME says:
!!!
(Confidential Source X) says:
but then
(Confidential Source X) says:
kena rejected
ME says:
OOOOOOOO
(Confidential Source X) says:
so wad i want u to do
ME says:
uh huh
(Confidential Source X) says:
is to SPREAD IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
ME says:
no prob
ME says:
BA AHAHHA

"Life will always chiong onwards, with or without you... So just take everything in your stride! "

GG lor. hahahha... Need to rest eyes. BB !

Singapore's future is doomed

2005-03-07T21:43:00.000+08:00

Hey hey.. Okay today was a little more interesting than usual...
- Got to sch.. Stone at class bench... Soon, OSG arrives wearing slippers instead of shoes. Ask her why, she say she came from someone else's house. There for, technically speaking, she woke up in some one else's bed.. Hm... What does waking up in someone else's bed mean ? Go figure. Ha ha ha...
- Yesh ! Next bio lecturer is suresh ! muhahahahhaha... Using today as a good example, the next set of lectures is probably going to be very lag.. Ha.. The whole lecture was blown on doing crossword puzzles.
- DG lost her voice... I din know then she was talking very hoarsely so I thought she had some kinda freak asthma attack or something.
- Now, I shall talk about the main topic, which explains the title of this entry. About 1 year ago, there was a spate of newspaper articles about how the young generation today was becoming soft and wimpy. I was greatly offended back then as being a youth myself, not me or anyone I knew was that wimpy as described. Heck, even Soon Peng wasn't so disgusting. Today, if that article was printed today, I would take it as an understatement. I present you : FAT WIMP !
- So, as you all know, I left after school hastily as I had to go National Eye centre to see a doc since I was part of the myopia research group on the effect of bifocals on the general increment of myopia.. If u dont understand, dont bother. Anyway, I went early and they became the usual round of dripping weird eye drops... I got blurred vision right now.. Its a pain to write this but nevermind... So,I was waiting to see the doc when I saw the reason for concern about Singapore's next generation. It was DA FAT WIMP.

FAT WIMP STATISTICS
- very tan skin, almost like a yalam but is actually chinese so yes its another case of CAM.
- Very fat. HE'S P6 BUT HE STILL HAS "BABY FAT"!

- Okay, back to the main point. So, Mr Fat Wimp goes over. He touches a nearby printer. Suddenly, the printer comes to life and makes a lot of printing noises ! What does fat wimp do ? He plonks hiis fat ass on the carpeted floor and starts to CRY. In public. So let's summarise this. Fat wimp touches printer and printer makes funny noises so he crys in terror for no reason. One reason I can think of is that he was afraid of the alien noises from the printer or maybe he thought he had broken the printer and was afraid someone would scold him so the guilt caught him first and he started to cry. I dunno. Well, I only have one comment. WHAT A WIMP ! 12 YEAR OLD SOMEMORE ! Haiz.... He look so terrified that if there was a sharp object nearby he would probably commit hara kiri. Nah. He's probably too wimpy to do it... Haiz.. Later heard his mother saying that he i AFRAID OF WATER. People go swimming pool to swim he sit in baby pool and make waves.HOLY SHIT ! A 12 YEAR OLD TERRIFIED OF WATER ! Singapore has no future.
- My vision very blurred liao.. Gonna tap... Better rest. Long day tomorrow.. Anyway, did you know that the biggest tumour removed intact is 137.6kg. It contained mostly fluids but.. IT HAD TEETH AND HAIR GROWING INSIDE ! CAN YOU IMAGINE A HAIRY TUMOUR WITH TEETH ? So cute. HahhahahahHA...

" If plucking one strand of white hair makes 2 more sprout out, then all balding old men would need to do is pluck all their remaing hair and they would get a head full of hair in no time ! "
~quote by me~

Boring..... Again !

2005-03-06T15:43:00.000+08:00

Friday
- The day passed without a hitch.. Not much to say leh...
- Wushu very standard lor.. Went for the run to warm up.. Hm.. Gradually adapting to it.. Thought that was the end of warm up for that day... Then we had to do some kinda psycho stepping exercise!!! (0.0) Imagine placing your right foot on the bench. Use your right leg muscles to push you into the air ( so you kinda jumping with the bench as a stepping stone ). Land with your right leg on the ground and your left leg on the bench. Repeat with left leg so your right leg lands on the bench again. Congratulations ! You have completed one count ! You only need to do 89 more to complete this psycho stepping exercise. Very bad... Wanted to fold over and die... Somehow made it.. Hm.. Didn't learn much today.. More of practising stuff we already knew and tying to perfect it. Hm.. Basically another typical day. How boring..

Saturday
- Wasted my life running around doing nothing... Another day wasted

Today
- Argh..... I'm so bored...
- Dying of boredom..... Somebody save me !!!!!!!!!!!
- Haiz.. Suddenly realised its the first time I had a quiet weekend since life in HC began... Feels weird to not go out on a weekend.. Some frens want to watch a series of unfortunate events... I told them I would rather go through a series of barney the dinosaur and let my mind rot then watch that...
- Is it very obvious that I am $#*^%# bored ?

"There is no greater bore than perfection."
~quote by me~

Yo !

2005-03-03T20:59:00.000+08:00

Hm... Reasonable day... Not too boring or stimulating...
- Gp was about "a catcher in the rye".. Some kid who just didn't want to mature.. Hm.. The text about being innocent forever suddenly reminded me of micheal jackson, the famous rumoured paedophile. Ha ha ha... Wonder if all people who refuse to mature will end up like him...
- Chem lecture was as usual another copy-feste... Hm.. Most of the people use it as free time to study bio....
- Maths was another free period. Almost. Ha ha ha.. No jokes from him today..
- Spent some time slacking during break with the guys.. They started talking about how to kill people by injecting them with foreign blood and how air spaces in the blood kill... Suggested the idea of injecting air into the eyeballs with a needle. Wonder if the result will be the same. Nevermind. I'll write an extensive article about what happens after death at some what the end of this entry.
- Saw some pple mugging in library.. Wonder how pple mug. It comes so naturally to them.. I just cant.. The moment I sit down to study I feel so frustrated.. Sitting down in front of TFT, for your information is different...
- Hm.. Bio test at last... Quite boring cos I didn't know how to do most of the questions but dun worry we just have to pray for a miracle.. Ha ha ha... Miracles are very real. Believe and they will come.
- And now, my report on what happens after death.. No, I'm not gonna write some soapy articles about life after death. I'm talking about decomposition of the human body.. Its a bit morbid some those pple who get nightmares or have vivid imagination please switch to another webpage now.

3 ~ 7 minutes -- Brain cells die due to lack of oxygen
A few hours -- Blood drains from smaller blood vessels on the surface so you look paler. Yes, you. You would die one day too. Anyway, the blood pools on the lower, gravity-dependent areas and these become darker ( eg. if u die lying on your back, dark patches will form on your back a few hours after death. )
0 ~ 3 days -- Some cells continue to function using anaerobic reactions ( reactions that do not require oxygen ). As a result lactic acid id formed and your body becomes stiff, causing the famous rigor mortis to occur. "Beneficial" intestinal bacteria start to decompose the intestines themselves.
4 ~ 10 days -- Decompisition of the bodily tissues cause the release of gases abd substances that cause the skin to turn green, starting with the abdomen. Then, the front of the body swells, the tongue protrudes, the fluid from the lungs ooze from nostrils and mouth. Hair, nails and teeth become detached..
10 ~ 20 days -- The bloated body collapses as the gases escape. It collapses and you apppear flattened with areas of blackening tissue. More fluids drain and tissue is consumed. The heat from these process causes a rise in temperature. This partially explains the myth of vampires as pple claimed the dead bodies were warm to the touch even after being dead for many days.
20 ~ 50 days -- Tissues become liquefied and body cavities burst open. * Loud splat * Ha ha ha.. The body dries out and a white waxy substance forms on parts of the body which once contained fats, such as the cheeks or ass. It is sometimes called grave wax but is actually adipocere. Its a result of the decomposition of fats into fatty acids.
50 ~ infinity ? -- The body is now very dry... Rate of decomposition is slow... Every thing slowly disappears.. Tendons and ligaments tend to be more resistant to decomposition. After a year what's left are the bones and teeth.. It can take 40 ~ 50 years for bones to be dry and brittle.. Especially in a coffin.
That ends my short report on what happens after you die.

"Look no more for a miracle, for you are talking to one now."
~ by the rtd genius--> me! ~

ZZzzz....

2005-03-02T17:03:00.000+08:00

Nothing much to say...
- Got a splitting headache.
- Couldn't sleep a wink last night. Spent the whole time sneezing...
- Started to think about how ironic life is.. People with 19 points are celebrating while those with 9 are weeping in agony... The irony is incrediblyridiculous.
- Oh ya, for the uninformed, Mozilla Firefox doesn't work for the JAE because it lacks an applet... You would see "processing request" followed by a never ending wait. Please use Internet Explorer for JAE.
- Bored

"Late 4 times in any term - disciplinary action
5th time in any term - counselling
6th time in any term counselling + meet parents
7th time in any term - counselling by dean + meet parents.
Moral of the story --> Better never than late. "

STJ PART 2

2005-02-28T23:05:00.000+08:00

FINALLY ! You can see pple's faces but I am blocked wtf...

Check out the orange goo coming out of her mouth.

O SO FINGER LICKING GOOD ! YUMMY !

Help ! Its the alien from the movie aliens crawling out of my mouth !

The crunch

2005-02-28T22:24:00.000+08:00

Well. It boils down to today. Moments of glory, however brief flash through people and the downfall of others descend as well....
- Morning went to school... Should have pon.. All the lessons were kinda meaningless...
- They form a circle and play polar bear.. Zzz... Seniors thought we were in prayer session... (0_o)
- JWG claims to hear sounds of depression again... Impossible... Or maybe its just me creating an aura of depression...
- Haiz.. Left to meet some RV frens but they shifted appointment to 12pm, so went to eat breakfast with the pple in KAP....
- They left first in a 74 bus.. But I got to KAP faster than them... Haiz.. Cant help it.. I run too fast liao.. HAhhaahahah
- Ate liao, pia all the way to JE.. As usual i'm punctual at 12pm EXACTLY.... hm.... A lot of pple late again.... Whats the problem with people now-a-days... They're always late....
- Pia to RV and take results... Haiz... Then all those over-acheiving freaks go onstage and smile and take photo... ZZz..... Finally got to take results la.. But then I got no emotion one leh.. So whole bunch of pple screaming, crying, threatening to commit suicide, jumping, panicking around me and i just STONE. Man... Wonder whats wrong with me. Nevermind. Yay... I'll be hanging around in HC afterall to inflict more terror...
- Hm... 2 main reasons for staying.. I'm not done tormenting some of you and I wanna do wu shu.. Lolx...
- Could see a lot of teary moments after getting results.. As usual i keep my stone face but you look around and you can see tears of joy, sadness, disappointment and total ownage and pawnage... hahahha... oops.. I shouldn't be laughing. Yeah... Worm is quite happy I think.. I think he is relieved of his suffering from being stalked. Yeah. You know what that means... GLHF to him la..
- A few pple in our class hanging by the thread ... Hope ya pple dun go.. I'm not done scandalising you all yet...
- Haiz... I forgot wat else I wanted to say.... Depressed by the idea of pple leaving..

Ended ! Lets hope everyone stays.. Haiz....

STJ picts part 1

2005-02-27T22:29:00.000+08:00

Hm.. Dark and my face is blocked omfg ! why ??????

Spidermedic : " I WANT MY MUMMY !"

SpiderMedic going for the second mouthfull cos he is a sado-masochist... Ha.. And me looking dorky beside him..

Oh dear.. Senior class Lisa isnt looking very seductive with the soup ha ha...

Hm..... This taste so... OMFG WTF IS THAT MUSHY BUT CRUNCHY THING !

Now, now, girls... Alternative lifestyles aren't meant for public viewing...

Hm... Waiting for MJB to post his picts too...

STJ

2005-02-27T21:03:00.000+08:00

Hm.. Finally had the long awaited STJ...
- Supposed to meet at 1pm in Heeren... Only got me, GCB and KFC there in the end.. Turned out that there was also a weird sms being passed around that there was no meeting at 1pm... Zzz... Slack and walk round and round... In the end decided to go play pool at meridian..
- Slack around, found a table and start to play... But I never play before so had to learn on the spot... Hm.. Keep making thw white ball fly and jump though... Guess it'll be some time before I can learn to do trick shots when I WANT them... Hm.. BMB arrives at 4++, one hour later than expected... Started to play team games... My hand of evil returns.. Place my hand near the hole and there's a 99% chance that my evil aura will make it cock up and not enter the hole. If it does enter the hole somehow, there is yet another big chance the white ball goes down with it... Lolx.. Fear not folks.. Pray for divine intervention... BMB looked rather pissed yesterday after shotting the in a lot of black and white balls together... Ha ha...
- Hm... Identified 72's ( both 05 and 04..) greatest defect.. Its *gasp* the lack of punctuality.. Seriously.. Does it hurt to be early ? Anyway everyone came sooooo late..... So went down and took up some tables.. I skipped lunch so I was already quite ravenous... Kickstarted with a grilled chicken breast steak and potato wedges.. Then moved on to a pizza and Bundaberg Rootbeer.. Followed by a waffle with caramel banana and chocolate ice cream.. Hm..... Nice..
- Listen to the seniors talking... Long time never hear people talk about all those what groping and all that.. Ha ha.. Sounded more like an RV scout conversation..... Hm.. Heard that they went to talk in the park later... I guess the content there must be worse.. Damn.. I could have offered valuable input.
- Haiz.. Had to go home due to family commitments... So I couldn't go to GCB's house.. Nevermind.. I heard there was quite an ugly scene in the train to GCB's house... Hm... If I was around I would probably attribute the door malfunction to my maglinant presence but then, I wasn't around.. Haiz... Bored....

Today I din do much la... Went to my granma house and spent most of my time in the library reading " The Big Book Of Insults " cos I might see the unspeakable one tomorrow... Must get my most evil insults ready, just in case... Blew GPB's $5 voucher on a good cup of some caramel thingy.. Nice... Thanks pal.. :D And now for a double serving of your daily quote...

" They always ask you to 'act natural'... But how can you be natural when you are acting? "

" Mugging gives you knowledge, knowledge gives you power. But power corrupts and corruption is crime and crime doesn't pay. That means... Mugging makes you poor ! Stop studying now ! "
~ Quotes from the RTD genius,me ~

wow ! 27th ! Another new record! lolx.

2005-02-25T22:19:00.000+08:00

Hm.... Quite eventful today... Must be one of the slackiest days since tutorials started...
- SpiderMedic brings some kinda Medic juice to school.. Taste damn weird and had this muddy colour.. Ew... He seems to enjoy it.. Ha ha..
- Started off with chem SPA this morning.. Ha.. Owned it.. How does one frag the chem tutorial ? Let thee count zee ways....

Attempted to wash burette but it nearly exploded in my face... Cos I placed the tube at the sink into the burette and turn on water.. Forgot to open the tap to release air pressure.. I missed the burette that uses clips... X(
Forgot to wash beakers with rinsing solution.
Forgot to use glass rod when transferring liquids into filter funnel cos I've never done so throughout my entire life. Even when I remembered to once I used it the wrong way, so GG
Forgot to use white tile.
Had this extremely small and resistant white grain of salt that just wouldn't dissolve! Grr...... After a lot of swirling it finally gave up the ghost and disappeared.
Grand finale.. I was walking walking walking and suddenly the stupid key falls off my hoop and drops into a hole in the ground down to the basement pipes... They look at me like its my fault... BUT THE HELL IS A BIG HOLE DOING IN THE GROUND ANYWAY !

- Gp lesson din get back diagnostic essay.. Tot me and SpiderMedic failed horribly or something... Turned out that marking wasn't done... Hm.. Read some article about Ben O Reilly.. I pity his fren.. Lemme ask you.. If you were a guy and another guy asks you if u wanna go the school dance with him, would you go ? No ! The first thing you would think of is... Gay ! Hm... So cant really blame the guy unless I read some info wrong.. Ha..
- Econs was still project presentation.. Spidermedic presents a rather gd impersonation of SM.. Ha Ha... The finisher must be the pointer... ha.... He didnt look too amused though....
- After that it was break and met up with jia sin and zy... Kicked a bit of street soccer then went to play bball.... Then went to eat and went X country...
- Reached ther and basically a lot of people could not be found.. *yawnz* Saw SpiderMedic and co doing "competitive walking".. Ha ha ha... Soon it was my turn to do mass run with everyone.. Hm.. Pple ask me why I dont do competitive running but well, I just dont wanna. Ha... Dont listen to jeff.. He has great stamina... See he run so fast for 2.4km.... Just that his mind give up b4 his body... Mind is the opposite case hahahha...
- So I just jog and jog and jog non-stop.. Kinda slow jog... Met the gals doing competitive on the loop section.. Running opposite directions lolx. FFG says she saw me at one of the loop sections.. Hm.. Din see her.. Hear that she ran REALLY fast.... hm.....
- Completed the race at a very sad timing of about 25~30 minutes... Jogged in and saw GPG and SLG who were doing first aid duty... They looked surprised to see me... Hmph. I'm slow but not that slow.. Went to Giant to buy drinks then went up.. By the way, Dasani NutriWater is officially banned from my drinking list.. Taste worse than the Medic Juice... Met the guys who were already there long ago... Saw LBF half an hour later.. Apparently he walked with the non-competitiv girls until the bend and the girls went through th bend and he was left alone to die. Lolx...
- Sneaked out and went home... SpiderMedic, jun hong, wee kiat went to eat and bowl.... The class went to eat at KAP I heard.. Oops.. Me <--- Party pooper...
- STJ tmr.. I already drawn up my eating list... I'll begin with a grilled chicken steak with mushroom sauce and potato wedges as side dish, followed by hawaiian pizza then end off with waffle ice cream and wash it down with Earl Grey tea.. Hm.. If I'm not done I'll eat more ice cream or pastries.. Ha ha...

"Regret is a very useless thing. You spend the present brooding over the unchangeable past, wasting all time to make up for the mistake. Regrets only create more regrets. Don't regret."
~ Quote from your retarded genius, me~

Anyway I think I flopped my O's so I've made preparations for the worst. :) I'll just say goodbye here in case anything happens... ~Bubyez~ Ha ha... We'll see what happens. Its me, signing off !

Wow ! its my 26th entry ! that's a new record !

2005-02-24T20:02:00.000+08:00

Hm... Wanted to talk about yesterday but a bit bored so i'll just talk about the important points......
- OMFG my econs test is gonna be owned.... Lolx.. I finished it in like 10 minutes look around and everyone is still in unholy frenzy... Nevermind. It was doomed from the start anyway.. I dun understand how people have so much trash to write about... Reminds if of a certain incident... It was a lit test in sec 2... I wrote half a page for 25 marks.. My fren wrote 3 pages.. We got the same marks. HAHAHhhahHAHahHAHahHAHHAHAHA..... I dun even know if i'll be around after nxt monday so heck care...
- LBF was seen running around the courts during floorball... He had this distance between him and the rest of the pple and SpiderMedic naturally assumed that LBF was lagging behind... Turned out that it was BMB or someone's idea that he run one lap faster.. He didn't manage to and got caught half way so it looked like he was slow by half a round hough actually he was faster by half a round lolx.
- Today was quite eventful.... First, zen, chiam, tao, ys, alf, nigg came to visit... Couldn't entertain them in the morning due to lessons....
- Haiz... Chem test, BMB said that marks wouldn't counted so I din really study.. Well, what's done is done. lolx.
- Maths... Heard the top 2 lamest jokes in history... What two diamond into one diamond and that kinda stuff.... ZZZZZZ.......
- Hm... Finally reached break. Went up to library to find my kaki and went to TC canteen for lunch... Went to eat fish and chips stall.. Bought a fish and chips and chicken cutlet... Ah tao took the chicken cutlet... We sat down and ate and they began to talk about the sad chronicles of willy tay, the boy who nearly fell into a dust bin in sec 2... Everyone agrees that the fish and chips and chicken cutlet is good... They din know what happened to JWG and Spidermedic.. hahahha
- A loud shriek is heard... JWG finds an odd looking white object that is cylindrical in shape with segments in ther cutlet... Examines it closely. Primary analysis deduces that whitish object may be a maggot. JWG dumps maggot on side of plate and continues to eat merrily. A kind soul reminds her to look for more maggots. Flips cutlet over. Sees a SWARM OF MAGGOTS ALL OVER THE OTHER SIDE OF THE CUTLET! GgahagGAhHGAAhAHAHAHa... Nice. Bhahahahha.... Tasty !!!!!!! Reminds me of the incident where I ate a cockroach... I was in my sec sch canteen eating lunch.. Eating eating eating then got this crunchy thing in my mouth and something caught between my teeth.. Funny leh, chicken rice got crunchy parts one meh ? Picks the offending object out between my teeth and VOILA ! It was a long brown, hairy leg. Wonder where the rest of the roach went. Lolx... Will talk abt other fear factor moments in the canteen next time...
- Hm.... We tried looking for rooster ( my bunch of kaki call her Balanar, The night stalker )... They wanted to purge her from the land so it would be bright and free and the sun shall shine upon the land with glory once more... Blah Blah Blah... Anyway rooster/night stalker totally evaded u and we couldn't find worm as well... Guess they must be some where.. Lolx.. Went to student lounge to slack... While we were inside the night stalker/rooster was sighted outside.. Sigh.. What a waste. Anyway, after that my kaki went home.... :(
- Went for bio... Haiz.. Kaki withdrawl syndrome.. A bit sianz.. Just breezed through quickly and went home.. Sigh.. Tomorrow got cross country.. So sianz...

"Good, bad, transfer, stay. Its all determined the moment you put down your pen last year. No point worrying about it."
~words of wisdom by your retarded genius, me~

Updatez

2005-02-22T20:25:00.000+08:00

Saturday
- My first quiet saturday since life in 72 started ! WOW! Stoned at home and didn't go out...

Sunday
- BMB, MJB, KFC and me went to watch constantine...
- Bought the 3 o'clock tickets
- BMB wanted to buy a present for a soccer playing fren, so we went royal sporting house.. Stoned inside and drooled over the expensive Nike shoes while BMB takes his time to examine evry shirt and wonder what to buy for his fren... After what seemed eternity he finally chose his present... Then realised that he didn't have enough money to do buy it. (0_o) Anyway, he borrowed the money from MJB and bought it.
- KFC goes to Kino to look for his ideal diary book.. Apparently before we met at 1pm he was already at borders searching for one... Hm.. why does he need a diary book when he has a blog ? Perhaps he wanna write abt stuff between him and *cough cough*... Either way he walks walks walks round and round but still fails to find his ideal book to pour his soul into.
- KFC temporarily abandons the notion of finding the ideal diary and we leave for Lido as it was almost 3.... YES ! IT TOOK 2 HOURS TO BUY A PRESENT AND LOOK FOR DIARY BOOKS ! AHHHHHHHH!
- Constantine's final battle scene was a little disappointing.. Expected a big bang but it was more like a bubble bursting... Perhaps one of the best scenes of the movie is constantine giving the devil "the finger of death"... lol.
- Went to borders after that.. Cos KFC still looking for the book of his dreams.. Inside, we saw oceans of harry potter and the order of the pheonix...... usual price : 41.95 selling price : 7.95 OMFG LOLX.. Ha! All those harry potter fans just had their heads pawned by J.K. Rowling for 100 gold... After abt 1/2 an hour KFC finds his ideal book and we go homeeee.......

Monday
- Nigg, zen and chiam din come.... Guess they'll appear next time...
- Basically another Death and Decay Monday....
- SpiderMedic returns to heal the sick and save the innocent after a recent bout of poisonging.. Guess a doctor can't medicate himself...
- Got to stretch my legs during bio lecture.. I dun need to elaborate..
- Chem lecture went from boring lesson to most coveted and rewarding lesson for all the wrong reasons... A new hobby has been created from an accidental discovery.. * kick kick kick* *loud clattering plastic sound* " Hey ! Its double sided tape! " ~sudden ripping frenzy among the back row people~ Lol... I believe this requires little elaboration as well... Just go look at miscellaneous files, wallets, handphones, pencil boxes for tell-tale signs of participants in this strange but not new activity...

Today
- PE was reasonably interesting... Played soccer and kana pawned cos the enemy team kept growing.. I think jun hong counted 9 v 5... We were the 5...
- LBF sighted running some distance away from th entire group of people.. Spidermedic suggests that the LBF was slower by one round... Turns out he was trying to overtake the rest by one round. LOL. So it was a prank by BMB and the rest. hhahahahah.
- Econz presentation started... The projector mad everything look green... Everyone assumes I did it.. How when I came in last ? I dun have telekinetic power (0_o)
- Rest of the day just breezed through quietly.. Nothing very spectacular happened...
-O'S ON MONDAY ! NOOOOOO!!!! WHY !!!!!! CANNOT PON CROSS COUNTRY ARGHHHHHHH!!!!!!! WTF ! ZZzzzzzzzzzzz......

I should be studying econz but heck ! ~THERE WILL BE MIRACLES, IF YOU BELIEVE !!!!!!!!~ I believe. So I can have a miracle. Lolx. Its me, signing off..... LOL.......

KamiKaze Friday !

2005-02-18T20:19:00.000+08:00

Today is really kamikaze friday... Very entertaining, very crazy.. By the way, Spider-medic was absent today due to food poisoning... He wasn't online last night so I assume he started to L since last night... Funny, we all ate fish and chips.. But on an unrelated note my stomach did feel a bit funny yesterday.. But nevermind.
- Start off with chem pract in the morning.. We were supposed to heat some salts till they coughed up every bit of water they were holding onto... So became to heat heat heat.. Was told that when no water condense on the top of the test-tube, there was no more water of crystallisation... So I let it cool... Then suddenly I had this urge to try and heat the salt till it melted so when it cooled it heated it again. Surprise surprise ! Water condense on the top of the test-tube again ! Conclusion : The test-tube was so hot the water vapour couldn't condense onto it... Lesson learnt : We must be ready to look underneath the underneath !
- SLG barbequed her arm with the blue flame when she placed her arm over the flame while trying to turn the gas tap off... Luckily she was fast and got her arm out otherwise her arm GG.
- Bio pract had a test-tube breaking frenzy over the class... It wasn't my fault that I broke my test tube... The test-tube holder was loose... So the test-tube slipped out... Really Red Girl (RRG) broke a test-tube AND a beaker... Wow ! Double kill !
- New update.. Apparently it wasn't food poisoning.. The aspirin drug residues in Spidermedic's blood reacted with too much food and too much vigorous activity by-products and lack of sleep to form a lethal poison. Relax folks, he's not dead.
- Wu shu was fun today... It was raining so we didn't run.. Then senior suggests 200 jumping jacks instead (0.o) Was rather surprised that I could actually do it.. Hm.. Getting fitter.. I guess having the will to do it does help... Learnt a lot of nice looking moves today.. Rooster is coping badly as 99% of the time she is staring at Worm.. So she's not learning everything... There was an occasion where Rooster stared so hard at Worm that she started emitting EM waves... Nearl petrified in shock and horror, Worm took cover behind a concrete pillar to reduce the amount of radiation affecting him. lol.

Quite tired today.. Must recharge.. Got a busy week ahead of me. So'll cut it off here..

Another typical thrusday with a little more stimulation than usual

2005-02-17T17:50:00.000+08:00

Hm... Quite a boring Thursday but its a little more interesting than the past few days...
- Observed the aftermath of a car accident just outside the school bus-stop... From the position of the taxi and the singtel van ( the 2 vehicles involved in the collision ) you can probably conclude that the singtel van was changing to the left lanes while the taxi suddenly lost speed ? Or it could have been a miscaluclation on the part of the van driver... Either way the bumpers of both vehicles became an amusing V-shape... Quite entertaining though I didn't see the actual accident. By the way the van's licence plate number is 8285.. 4-D, anyone ?
- GCB comments that its the LBF-mating season recently after hearing some rather obscene comments from LBF. Being di-polar in nature, it is advised that all members of the public should take necessary precautions to avoid trouble. For more details please contact GCB personally.
- STJ is due next week at marche... Can't wait to konk the $$$ out of them..
- It finally rained today ! After a terrible drought, the rain is really a refreshing change... But I couldn't go home because climbing the hill with the heavy rain is pure suicide....
- Doing econs project was a hassle.. BMB refused to book a com to use, so we just grabbed a vacant computer and started doing it.. After a while someone came and said that they booked the com so we moved to another computer. Soon after another person arrives and tells us that she booked the com too. So we change com AGAIN. Then, BMB gave up and went to book a com. Then we realised that the com couldn't read the usb port. So we changed com againnnnnnnnnnnnnn......... And this time the com insists on installing mircosoft office everytime we try to open the files even though microsoft office is already installed. Also, we saw a loading bar move backwards for the first time in my life....
- We wrote a poem about LBF today.. Some of you have already read it... But it kinda lacks maturity so I won't publish it...
- KFC has a great new idea for a Dota hero ! Its called : Gayvinator !
-gayvinator
first spell --> don bikini top: gayvinator wears a pink spaghetti top, causing attacking heroes to puke and miss
lightbulb --> gayvinator's head becomes a lightbulb which follows target units around. Gives the gayvinator sight of the units until Gayvinator is killed.
gayvinism (passive) --> gayvinator takes 100dmg/sec for being a fag
dipolarism --> attracts all units within a 1000 radius who will all start attacking gayvinator as no one likes to be di-polar
ultimate support unit... ONLY hahaha

LOOK ITS GAVIN !
sorry abt the orientation of this pict...

Lazy to write more...... Please post commentzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

WAIT ! THIS IS AN EXTRA PART I ADDED USING EDITING ! Okay, I can't believe I forgot one of the greatest jokes of today... WFG and GPB went to the jing xian library to return books.. GPB ask WFG to return a book for him... Then they left the library.. Suddenly the librarian called WFG back. WHY ? SHE HAD RETURNED A NATIONAL LIBRARY BOOK TO THE JING XIAN LIBRARY. hhahahHAhAHAHAHHAHhahahahAhhahaha... LOL. She must have looked damn RTD when she went back in to take the national library book out... I heard that the queue of people waiting behind laughed their ass off... Lolx... Good one.

Typical Wednesday

2005-02-16T20:50:00.000+08:00

Hm.. Basically a Wednesday like any other...
- Nothing much happen at all today.. Rather uneventful...
- Fire drill was pretty lame.. The field was so dry that there was a cloud of dust hanging in the air... Was a tad too hot.... And the lesson was ending anyway... So basically it was a waste of time......
- Warning : If you are drinking sprite for the "sprite" taste, dun drink sprite storm. The sprite taste is totally lost and the only thing you realise is that its extremely sour and yr teeth are probably wriggling in agony. Perhaps the only good thing is that if you are thirsty this drink really draws out the saliva due to the sourness...
- Wu shu was so-so today.. Missed the run because of first aid... Spotted GCB, DG and SLG in the central plaza looking at Rooster's performance... Separated into 2 groups... Then we went to learn some new moves... Rather tiring.. When we came back we saw KFC doing shuttle runs... lol..
- I'm considering about putting a tagboard.. Why dun you people decide if I should put one.. Leave a comment..
- Learnt a very nice catch-phrase you could say before you trash someone : "START WISHING YOU WERE NEVER BORN !"
- Rooster continues to gawk at Worm with undeniable eeriness. One of the most significant ones I shall highlight now is the incident on the 67 bus. I took 67 so many times before but I never saw Rooster. Our only logical deduction was that, Rooster decided to stalk Worm after school to his house ! *gasp* Lol.. Rooster, completely terrified by the burning coal-like eyes boring into him, decided to pretend to sleep.. But Rooster continued to stare at Worm throughout the entire journey. As we were seated close to Worm, we were terrified as well. So all of us looked elsewhere.. Finally, I was saved as I reached my stop soon. Poor Jun Hong had to endure till they reached CCK, which is a very long long long time.. Lolx...

Tired.. Shall end herez...

Another boring entry...

2005-02-15T18:20:00.000+08:00

Quite an active day....

- The event that probably is most well remembered by everyone today is the 2.4km trial runs ! Running on the track is really a whole new experience for me... REALLY ! See, my sec sch was opposite Pandan Reservoir and they used it as a track for 2.4s... It was quite bad back then.. There were 2 routesmy sec school could choose... The one on the left was really curvy and you had to run past some water cleansing station... It gets really demoralising when the teacher points in a direction and says : " Your checkpoint for 1.2km is the green jetty there." And you realise that from the starting point the green jetty is a teeny-weeny green dot in the distance... The sand flies the moment you place your foot onto it ( yes, we're running on a sand trail.. ) and kinda irritates your eyes sometimes. Even if it doesn't it magically appears in your shoes and passively irritates you throughout the whole run. The putrid smell from decomposing fish that beached themselves on the water side don't help either... And the large expense of water gives 2 reactions to runners. I need to pee or I need to drink water... (0_o) You also get constantly distracted by turtles ( Turtle Soup... ) and the monitor lizards ( I think I saw curry monitor lizards on the menu in Malaysia. ) The other track on the right is some what the same, except that the trail is straighter and there is an evil odour coming from the nearby industries...
- Well, so anyway I like running on the red track now.. Cut my previous time by 1 minute and 30 seconds ! :D But the overall timing still sucked... Appears that LBF is the only one who had a bother-line pass...
- Today chiong up the stairwell cos we didn't want to sit at the front row for chem... So we pia into the classrom and kope seats... Everyone sit down and happy liao.. Then SUDDENLY WE REALISED THAT WE WERE IN WRONG CLASSROOM ! AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! PANDEMONIUM ! EVERYONE LOSES THEIR COOL AND THERE IS A MAD DASH TO RUN INTO THE CORRECT ROOM AND GET GOOD SEATS! Okay. That sounds extremely lame but it did happened.
- A new lesson learnt. When in doubt, always nod your head. It helps you avoid many crises...
- Today we hear the morale booster of the year : "This class looks dumb. "
- We also heard the quote of the year : "Wah ! So Shiok ar ! I'm going wild !"
- Today, a few observations were made by my magic mirror... LBF, the spider symbiote has appeared to have found a new host! Agents on the field report that GCB, JWG and LBF went for lunch break after doing some homework... And LBF appeared very ... Appeared to be a big light bulb ! Or so they said.
- Today, some pple in class stayed back to do chem tutorial... Suddenly, one of them raises a question. And BMB and OSG enter a world of their own, discussing the problem. All things fade away.. They enter a realm of emptiness.. Only the 2 of them exist... Or so they say.. Apparently they forgot about everyone else there... Even when they were asked if they needed a drink.... O well..

Have to eat liao.. I'll end here la.. BB

2005-02-14T20:04:00.000+08:00

Hey... Its the V day update ! So, many crappy things happened today....
- When I reached there, they were already writing stuff on LBF's spaghetti top... It was hot pink and really small.. The plan was to write on it then present to LBF. Next, he had to wear it or face the penalty of getting stripped and dragged across the central plaza with nothing but his pink spaghetti top on.
- LBF arrives and is instantly stunned by the present. He grabs it with deep emotion. Tears roll out of his eyes. His lips quivered. He stared at JWG with teary eyes and said : " THANK YOU ! I ALWAYS WANTED ONE !" ...... Okay, that was what I hoped would happen but it didn't. So anyway, what happaned actually was that LBF was more or less very happy. He even put it on and posed for picts. The front of the top said : I'm a Dua Neh Bu... And the back said : Free parking. Entry only. * with arrow pointing down to the ass*
- Okay, after that they start to exchange Angel-Mortal V day presents... My mortal gave me a funky Puma water bottle.. Then I realised that its too big to put into my bag's side pocket.. So I have to change bag.... In return I gave a candle.. The kind in a clear glass and clear gel then inside got sea shells and blue sand... A bit hard to describe...
- I tot my Angel was a guy due to how terse the note was.. Then it turned out to be a girl ! Oops.. She gave me some funny African bracelet and I gave her a Kinder Surprise ... (-_-ll) Oops.
- We any how give Kinder Surprise to the girls and they tot that their V day present is really just the choc eggs.. Lolx... Anyway, they seem rather ok with the second wave of presents...
- Nigg came to visit us today... He's still as black as ever... I must congratulate him on his self control and not sneak attacking defenseless Sam to gain KL's love . LOL.
- GCB was singing a jay chou song to SLG today.. However, she din take notice at all ! So he gave up and just give her the Jay CD and poster... Lolx...
- Changed Spidermedic's com password to ILOVEGAVIN.... hahahhahahhaha
- Jeff was separated from the symbiote,LBF , during chem lecture. He was saved when a gal sat beside him. Cn't remember is who liaozzzz........
- Gp lesson had to do some group problem solving.. But no one appreciates my innovative methods of problem solving... *sad* Nevermind. Someone will understand some day.

Hm.. Quite boring today.. Typical blue monday with a bit of red.. Zz..... End off here la.. O ya, tmr I bring year book so you all can see SOON PENG ! THE CURSED ONE !

Update

2005-02-12T20:34:00.000+08:00

Haven't updated rcently... This was because I wanted to compile all the CNY experiences in one entry.... A lot of new scandals were created during this time period as well...
- Collected a lot of hong bao during CNY.. Almost 500 bucks.... But I intend to spend less than 1% for the valentine day presents.. :)
- Nothing much during CNY.. Just gambling and greeting people...
- Went to orchard with BMB, MJB, GCB and KFC today... Got there at 1pm... Wanted to watch constantine at first... Then they say buy the valentine day presents first.... So I was thinking, that they had 1 hour and 45 minutes to buy 3 presents... Should have enough time to walk leisurely to Lido to watch constantine... How very wrong I was!! By 2.40pm, they had just left wisma atria, spending more than 50 bucks each and still have not finished buying their stuff... OMFG. Note that at this point I had not spent a single cent :)
- Walked and walked and walked... Went to cine... They continue to buy stuff... I found something to buy.. Zz... Really bored about this present thing. The person who receives this presents should kneel down in tears and kow tow in gratitude cos I have never given any presents for any occasions throughout my life...
- A new scandal has been going around... My magic mirror(s) tell me that BMB has changed target from FFG to OSG... Evidence included BMB sharing exclusive info abt WFG scandals to OSG only and other not so significant stuff... Ask WFG for more info.
- OSG says that she notices that her aunt's sound speaker system is called BMB... Lol... Coincidnce or did she notice it cos it was BMB ?

Tired after lazing around on orchard.. End with this short entry... Zzzzzzzzz.......

Yet another typical monday....

2005-02-07T18:55:00.000+08:00

Yet another typical monday... Nothing really cool happened...

- We got a sneak preview of the lion dance tomorrow during chem lecture, LoL... OSG takes out some funny toy and some corny chinese music starts playing.. Lol.. Later, they used a lion puppet and tiny cymbals and drums to do a mini lion dance.. Appears that everyone doing work except for OSG who was slacking at the back.. Lol.. I tot she was the one supposed to play with the cymbals.
- LBF starts to remind me of the symbiote from spiderman comics... In the comic, the symbiote is a black, semi-liquid substance that is actually a living organism... It tried to bind permanently with Spiderman and take over his mind, but after a lot of trouble spiderman managed to get it off him.. Hm.. Now I observe that our resident spider-medic appears to be facing a similar calamity... The unspeakable one has began to start a symbiotic relationship with spider-medic and is slowly corroding his mental endurance, possibly with the one sole motive of becoming one with him ! Lol... Okay, I'm over-exaggerating but maybe we'll see this soon :
Link showing pict between LBF and Spider-Medic
- GPB wore an ACS(I) U today... Suddenly reminded of PLTC 2003... So I'll talk a little about that.. I remind going to acs for some redundant training just to earn cca points indirectly.. Got split into different patrols.. Ha.. Of course, all the laggers in my cca group together while the more hardcore ones form another patrol.. Last patrol was the president and soon peng and the sec 2's... Lol... Couldn't believe my eyes when we saw that my lagger patrol was second in the scoreboards for performance during the entire camp... Remember seeing people weaker than soon peng... Remembers how a funny incident when the yalam patrol couldn't wake up for fire drill and kana owned.. Remembers someone collecting centipedes and placing them in yalam tent... Lol.. Remembers the solemn face of the instructor who said we would be doing 10 jumping jacks for PT ONLY.... Lol Lol Lol.... By the way, I found a photo of someone resembling soon peng. Enjoy :
Link to a pict of soon peng's twin
- Today had some nice cheesecake.. I tot we bought it from some store... Turns out that it was baked by Green Plant Girl's (GPG) mom... Wow.. She should bake more cakes.... Very nice.. Lol...
- Today I discovered that if you tap your leg at a certain angle, you can get it motorised.. Then you'll tap at an extremely high frequency without using much energy or placing much attention to it.. Cool... The rest of the people dun seem to like it though.. Heard something about woodpecker or something.. Zzz.. Who cares.
- Today LBF got his hands on some BIG cookies... Anyone reminded about some articles on biscuits or cookies ? LoL...

Hm.... Nothing much today.. I'll end this entry "like a short and sweet glucose monomer" (quote from someone in class... I think its GPB)...... Oh yah ! If you got shiqi's blog u would have noticed that someone posted a gross comment on her tagboard... *stares at LBF*

The KFC saga..

2005-02-06T18:25:00.000+08:00

Hey… Quite a nice major blow-out at KFC’s place… Here’s a summary of some parts worth mentioning…

- Left house at 12pm… Got off the wrong cold storage ( The one before Jelita ).. Had to take a bus down.. Then missed the Jelita cold storage and I got off at the one in Holland Village… In the end, got pissed off and took a taxi straight to Jelita…

- When I reached there, I thought I was going to be the last person there.. In the end it turned out that I was still one of the earliest, wtf. Have to sit there for hours waiting for the rest of the people to come…

- So the people-who-were-supposed-to-meet-at-1pm-but-met-up-at-2pm-in-the-end include me, Wet Flag Girl (WFG), BMB, MJB, GCB, HBG, KFC, Suspicious Bell Girl (SBG), SLG and Red Shadow Girl (RSG)…

- Then proceeded to KFC’s house which was SOOOOOO deep in.. Had to walk and walk and walk…

- Got there finally ! Then they played Dance Dance Revolution and it was discovered that KFC was a pro at Dance Dance Revolution… He scored like what 114 perfects… Then the rest of the people each take on square also cannot get a higher score….

- Played Metal Slug… Basically, everyone just sat there and laugh as we watched SLG get owned over and over again…. So funny… She was dying for reasons she couldn’t see…

- They got bored with PS and went to play lame card games…. They played some lame game like heart attack except that you get “pregnant” every time you get hit… Then LBF became 4 months “pregnant and had an early child birth…. Lame…

- I left for reunion dinner.. Came back at about 10….

- Got off the car and the whole bunch of crackos start clapping.. I dunno why.. Then they proceeded to play some weird game about polar bears, with JWG cheating cos she said she could hear the “depression” made by GPB….. How to hear a depression ? LoLx………

- In the end SLG, JWG, me, BMB, Spider-Medic, GCB, LBF and MJB decided to stay over at KFC’s house..

- Suddenly realised that we were in great danger cos di-polar LBF might get ravenous during the night.. Everyone started to arm themselves with a weapon just in case…

- LBF created a lot of spills.. He poured sprite all over KFC’s mah jong table twice…

- Went up to KFC’s room….. Its like sooooooooooo big… With Charlotte’s photo on the wall… And a cute seal and tiny bolster with a tiny pillow under his bed covers… LoL… Then he started to play his Marilyn Manson thingy’s… So we discovered that Marilyn Manson is very cute cos he is wearing a corset…

- Discovered that KFC has the whole Happy Tree Friends series in his com.. LoL.. So funny.. Couldn’t stop laughing throughout the whole video…

- The clock struck twelve and we began our mah jong session… Highlights included JWG’s attempted suicide… Cos she look at my tile and placed a bet, saying that if I won she would jump out of KFC’s room window… And I won! HAHAHHAHAHHAA… We tried to stuff her through the grills but she was too big to be stuffed through the gaps…

- Made some impersonations of Rooster’s 60 “Dang Pai”

- KFC’s sister returned at about 3am I think.. Just in time cos we so sianz with mah jong… She brought a bottle of 40% tequila with her… Then cocktails were made and JWG, GCB, Spider-Medic and LBF started playing “chai quan”… Then as the game went on the dilution factor of the tequila decreased.. More tequila and less sprite… LBF try to be funny and gulp it down then began to metamorphosise… He started to rub his face all over KFC’s mah jong table, then smeared his face on KFC’s pillow and finally ended his massacre by desecrating KFC’s bean bag by plastering his face into it….

- The chai quan contest left JWG, GCB and spider-medic… Then they all got high and we finished the tequila before 4 in the morning I think…

- JWG taps out and goes to sleep on the bean bag desecrated earlier by LBF… In the middle of the night she breaks out into rashes… LoL.. Had to make sure that she was alive and not dead…

- SLG and GCB also wanna sleep, so they squeezed into KFC’s bed ! *GASP*

- JWG, BMB, GCB and SLG get bored and they attempt many permutations and combinations on who gets to sleep on KFC’s bed.. First it was GCB, SLG and BMB squeeze on the bed.. Then BMB kana boot and he sleep on the floor… Then left SLG and GCB in KFC’s bed.. JWG snoozing on bean bag.. Next, SLG sleeps with JWG.. Then later JWG squeeze with GCB on KFC’s bed…

- Me and Spider-Medic were the only ones who din sleep at all throughout.. Haiz.. Our class people just have no stamina…

- Wakes everyone up on Sunday by putting the camera in their faces and pressing the shutter…

- Leaves KFC’s place for breakfast at BK at Holland V…

- Missed the bus-stop at Holland V then end up at Tanglin Mall.. Ate at Mac there…

- Nothing interesting happened there, besides GCB reading women’s mags…

- Went home !!!!!!!

Summary !

2005-02-04T21:08:00.000+08:00

Hm..... Okay let's summarise today's events ! Basically today's events centered on wu shu la hor...

- Basically, the useless people ( Pple not performing in CNY ) grouped up and went to admin block for training.. Very happy cos no need to run around sch today fopr wu shu warm-up. YAY!!!!! We ran up and down the slope instead... Slacky !
- Hm.. The highlight of today must be the tele-match ! So cool...... We split into 2 groups, then we chose a number from 1 to 8.. Then when a senior class a number, say 8, each person labelled 8 in both groups will come out... Then they will challenge each other in terms of endurance, strength or speed...
- Interesting round 1 : Spider-medic vs Rooster !
Rooster bravely challenges Spider-Medic in an unholy battle ! Taking the lead, she challenges Spider-Medic in..... "Dang Pai" ( For the non-wu shu pple, dang pai involves kicking your hand with your leg.. The hand is usually placed over the head ! Consult KFC for a demonstartion. ) The battle begins... It turns out that Rooster cant even kick higher than her waist but she fearlessly fights on to gain the approval of worm ! Such determination ! However, mind over body did not work for rooster and Spider-Medic trounced her after about 60 "dang pai".. But 60 dang pai for a rooster ! Incredible !
- Interesting round 2 : Spider-Medic-Rooster rematch !
She takes on the incredible Spider-Medic in a titanic battle of... Jumping Jacks ! However, she forgot to tie her long hair and began... She looked so terrifyingly similar to a banshee that Senior had to give up and ask her to tie her hair.. Spider-Medic scors again, I guess.
- Interesting round 3 : Me vs unknown girl
Okay.. I think her name is Xiao Yun or Xiao Yuan ( can't remember ).. Hm... Her physique not bad lar.. Considering that she is a girl with no wu shu or severe physical training as a base... I get to chose the challenge first... Wanted to do push-ups but kana accuse of bully her... So I did leg raise ! ( For the uninformed : Leg raise involves lying on the floor and raising your legs at a certain angle, in this case, 45 degrees. Its a test of endurance. ) Quite obvious la, she couldnt take it and tapped out...
- Interesting round 4 : Rematch !
So.. its her turn to choose the type of match-up... She chose push-ups. LOL ! So she did girl push-ups and I follow... Of course she tap out first la... So she change it to endurance again... See who can hold push-up position longer.... Kana accuse of bullying people again... ( She suggested it ! ) So she hold in girl push-up and I hold in a normal push-up position.... Then its like u can hold indefinitely in girl push-up position lor while normal push-up position can really burn after a while... Plus my physique not very strong... After what seemed like an extremely long period of time, still status quo.... Then someone comes running over, saying that our trainer going home liao. So he stop and go fall in.... Saved !
- Interesting match 5 : Worm vs unknown guy
Wow ! Worm can do 100+ jumping jacks ! He was probably pushed on by rooster's burning eyes, filled with admiration and dedication for her one true love, Worm !

Okay,.. I think i boring you all with the telematch thingy... Let's talk abit abou other stuff... Hm..... Basically, OAG has been renamed SOV and the current trends are to write 3 words on a piece of paper and pass it a long until it becomes a story... But its a very slow process.. I recommend we do it by mouth tmr at KFC's place ? ZZZZ...... Hm..... I dun ore you all liao.. *Promises to present better material next time*

LoL...

2005-02-03T19:34:00.000+08:00

Zz... LBF continues to terrorise the world with his di-polar activities... As a brief update for those who do not know what happened, LBF became deranged ever since he learn the truth that lenette has a bf...

Some terrifying examples of his di-polarity:
- After suffering from the catastrophic trauma of realising that the love of his life has a bf already, he has become extremely deluded... Eg. Failure to understand simplistic and obvious concepts that he could before.
- Today he continues his petrifying quest to devour innocent souls... He made "dishonest advances" at Spider-Medic in Library and even attempted to assimilate Spider-Medic into his personal being in public !Thankfully, Spider-Medic fought hard and managed to prevent himself from suffering the horrible fate of becoming one with LBF. And yes, we have photographic evidence of this disturbing act.
- He was also seen trying to press his lips on MJB

- Enough about LBF... Let's talk about worm. Today, the relentless rooster continues her mission to stalk and one day consume worm's soul... Let's look at the sequence of events :

Worm walks past 72 class bench...
Appears later with a friend (Probably Wee Kiat or Jun Hong)
Worm goes to wooden platform and watches apollo dance.
Soon after, rooster appears from the same stairs and lingers behind worm for about 30.08s w/o making any sound, then returns to her class bench reluctantly.
It was noted that Worm noticed her presence behind him but tried his best to avoid turning around to look at rooster.

Lets state another example given by our helpful agents on the field.

Rooster is seen dashing towards the audi toilet...
3 seconds later, she is seen running in the opposite direction (away from the toilets). HEY ! 3 SECONDS! OMFG! HER SHUTTLE RUN OWNS THE WORLD !
Anyway, worm was seen exiting from the male toilet soon after. Therefore, we can conclude that rooster tailed worm to the toilet then ran away when she realised that worm went into male toilet. ( It would be inappropriate to follow worm into the male toilet or patrol outside the male toilet )

Now, if that wasn't funny enough, I shall follow up with example 3 !

This is a rather mild one.... Just another case of worm being shadowed by rooster into the auditorium...
Wom was seem walking into the audi alone..... With rooster sahdowing behind secretively !

special thanks to all agents on the field !

LBF STRIKES AGAIN !

2005-02-02T21:20:00.000+08:00

Okay... A summary if some interesting stuff that happened recently..
- Something I forgot to mention yesterday...... We had reports of LBF attempting to molest Michael Jackson Boy (MJB)... LBF was seen hitting MJB in a rather ...... unmanly manner and it was noted that he was aiming to stroke MJB's ....... general chest area.. We know LBF is di-polar but we didn't expect him to show his di-polar tendencies in public... How scary... Everyone please protect yourselves properly....
- We found some class photos of SCGS girls in KFC's file.... Anyone wants to guess what they mean ? LoL...
- Today during tutorials, me and spider-medic noticed some weird behaviour from LBF... He was rubbing his face on the table while staring at MLG... He did this several times... At least thrice, i believe. I m unable to explain such strange behaviour fully but I shall attempt to. Firstly, such behaviour is commonly seen in cats. They display such behaviour when they want to mark their territory. But why do they rub the sides of their face on it ? This is because special scent glands that secrete pheromones for territory marking are found at that location.. So a cat rubbing itself on your legs is simply marking you to let other cats know you are its property! Since LBF always sit that spot in that class room, we assume he is attempting to mark the table with his scent... Or, the other reason is that...... LBF is drooling at MLG ! *Gasp !*
- Today, during maths lecture, we heard a lot of commotion at the back.. Turns around and I see an SCGS girl hobbling in with her class from the back... Suddenly she trips and lets out a ear-splitting scream ! HAHHAHAHAHAHHA... Couldn't stop laughing.. Especially when some irritated guy shouted : " THIAM AR !" HAHAHHAHAHHAHHAA....... So Damn comical... I hope that happens often... Hee Hee Hee Hee......
- Kinda missed wu shu warm up today.. I wonder if we missed anything during warm up cos I don't really feel the suan-ness today.. Even though we doing the same things... I hope the reason is that we're adapting =D
- The guys have collaborated together to buy the same items of the same price at the same place for the V-day thingy... Helps avoid scandals and very convient cos we buying in bulk Lol... Too bad, girls. Maybe BMB will give a special extra.. Lol... Plans to help Worm send a V-day card to Rooster is unconfirmed.. We will work on it.

Hm.. Nothing much today.. I'll end off with this short entry la...

ZZZZzzzz.... Again

2005-02-01T20:07:00.000+08:00

Well, let's start off with a warning to all those people out there... Dun think you can push all the work to me.. HAHAHAHHAAAHHAHA... I might just wreck the project and then change JC or course... Especially when its just first 3 months... My options are always open... But your's are not. Moral of the story : Dun try to be funny with me. I am capable of anything.

- Latest scandal involves a riddle from the gals. It goes as follows : Right Hand likes to eat chicken! Okay.. Chicken's easy.. But the reasoning for Right Hand is like so off lor... So its obvious that I didn't come up with this statement...
- Now let's have a timeline of what happened. Right Hand has been noticed trying to get close to chicken........ Eg.. Painting banner at strategic location while chicken was painting..... An object... Ha.. Saying what object would totally reveal who is chicken, so go think who did what memorable stuff on the banner.
- Just for your info chicken is a guy and right hand is a girl...
- During mon econ lecture, it was reported that RH sat directly in front of chicken in a 45 degree angle such that chicken an look at the side of her face or vice versa... Then grabbed every opportunity to talk to him !
- Then when lecturer talk about Pepsi/Coke, she asks chicken what he likes ! *gasp* lolx..
- Rh has showed repeated examples of concern for our dear chicken ! One example is TOO obvious so I won't say.. But I have noticed repeated questions like "are you okay,etc ?" OoOoOo.... She appears to be dying to talk to him ! *gasp* lamez..... hahahah...
- And now for some news beyond S72..... Worm (HCB) continues to be stalked by Rooster (HCM) ! Everyone should take note of the action. I'm surre veryone knows them now..
- SC has taken root and this terribl plague has spread on to S75 ! Please click the link Jun hong at the sidebar to get a piece of S75 action !
- Wow... So they got the debate topic mixed up.. Our debate topic is that chem castration should be enjoyed by paedophiles... Appears that we are opposition... How sad... It would be fun for the proposition.... For those curious about chemical castration, please go to http://www.law.fsu.edu/journals/lawreview/frames/252/spalfram.html
and http://www.csun.edu/~psy453/crimes_n.htm
ENJOY !
- Watching extreme gourmet now.. Ha ha.. They eating sheep eyeballs and fried rice with maggots ! So cute ! I admit the most I have eaten is mealworms.. Crunchy with nutty flavour.. But the legs tend to get trapped between your teeth...
- Hm... Okay.. Going to KFC house for BBQ this sat is confirmed.. Lol... I'll help out with the marinade since I was the marinator at my friend's chalet ! =) You people better be nice to be or else I'll add some stuff into the marinade... Muhahaha
- Ingredients in the marinade include sesame oil, light soy sauce or teriyaki sauce, LOTS of black pepper... Honey is optional ! VOTE NOW ! YOUR VOTE MATTERS ! Teriyaki or light sauce ? All readers please vote by leaving comments about which sauce you would prefer..
- Wow.. Saw the trailer for the upcoming movie, Constantine... Like it very much... Dunno whther to watch with the RV pple or HCI.. See first la.
- Today got PE... Me, Jun Hong and spider-medic started out slowly.. We Big Walk until at the end of the girls then we slowly start to jog.... Later we overtake an abom... Then after running a while , we saw the abom again ! We were stunned ! How did he run so fast? Then we realised at the end that we had ran one round faster ! m (_ _) m *kowtow to his greatness*

Bored..... Will update more next time...

Massive Update!

2005-01-30T17:41:00.000+08:00

Yoz.... Haven't blogged for like 2 days ? Well, first blogger was down, then the next day I was sooooo busy.... Anyway here's an update on what happen in the 2 days...

Friday's stuff

- Our first Chem pract = crapz.... OAG continues to be partially senile and treats us like little kids who have entered the chem lab for the first time... But can't blame her 100% la, when you think about some super blunders we did, including : FFG pipetting the washing solution instead of FA1
: I forgot to watch the water level and fill up the burette till it
overflow
: Jay Walk Girl (JWG) and Self-proclaimed Lamer Girl (SLG)
get a colour change after adding a few drops of acid for VA.
- Our fears that OAG is senile have been confirmed. OAG oversees big mistakes and is extremely picky over small ones.
- Eg.1: OAG doesn't see me make the burette overflow or overdilute the FA3 by a finger's length of water. She tells me : "Not bad."
- Eg. 2: Picks on other people for incredibly small details so insignificant I cannot remember.
- And now, the juicy part about chem pract.. Seating is according to register number.... So BMB sits with FFG in an isolated corner... OoOoOo...... Somemore its every week...
- Gp lesson became debate and the lesson ended just before my turn... Phew.... I realised all my points are crap and I dun really know how to destroy opposition's credibilty.. But nevermind, I'll just rope in LBF into my speech to get a kick out of it...
- SM droned on and on into our recess during econzzz.... But nevermind, I resolve to find a siren.. The kind of police cars, with flashing lights and loud sounds to signify end of lessons... Perhaps that would give him a hint
- The LBF and Home Beard Cirl (HBG) scandal has been born ! We noticed this duoing econs lecture... Spider-medic holds up a stapler and notices them in the reflection ! We then take absolute scrutiny of his every move. More reports will come in later.
- Let us have one minute of silence for BMB. He was so elated when we realised after chem lesson that he would have at least 6 periods of private time with FFG ( chem and bio pract )... Then the bio teacher allow free sitting... Oops. But nevermind, he still have 3 periods with her.. ha haz...
- Not much to say for bio pract la.. Besides laughing at the cock, no I mean the core-borer for the wrong reasons...

Saturday's Update !

- ZzZz. Seriously. Does it hurt to be punctual ? Got there like 9-plus cos and the place was like deserted.... No one around at all then I have to stupidly sit on the bench until the rest of the people trickle in one by one... ZZZ... By the time we started to paint the banner its like almost 11am liao...
- BMB forgets to bring the template, so we had to redesign the whole thing on the spotz...
- I guess it was a good thing too, cos I think we improved the design when we redesigned it... Tot of the idea of The Obese Chicken© and the hat on th penguin... But I think from afar no one can see the bulging eyes on The Obese Chicken© ... That's sad...
- It was blunder-mania throughout the whole thing.. People dripping paint on the banner and stuff... Some particular ones include the one done by OSG... She came later after Lion Dance training and wasn't really clear what the banner design was... So she paritaially painted over the area for the jade on the penguin hat... Nevermind, we told her in time ! GCB then paints a square for her to indicate where the jade should be.... Then she immediately paints over the square ! (O_o) Luckily we could still paint a jade on in the end... KFC also made a few blunders.... Like the mushroom / muffin on the apron / bib .... But nevermind... Wow.. I din make a blunder ! Cos I was slacking !!! hahahahah...
- Someone, I can't remember who, kinda painted the mouth of the father fowl wrong and it looked like a frowny face... Then Moon Lake Girl (MLG) is like laughing away and sayin what the father was forced into marriage or something.. ( NOTE: ITS THE FATHER CHICKEN IN THE BANNER, NOT HER FATHER OKAY, DUN GET THE WRONG IDEA )
- In the end we ended off quite late... Went to Coro's Prince to have lunch.... Quite nice leh... Must go there more often =D
- Found out that the chocs that they brought had melted so I gave it a nice massage... Only to earn disturbed looks from everyone else...
- Realised that OSG and I eat the fries in the same way.... Dip in yolk ! Reminds her just as she was about to eat it that it was.. Soggy Fries ! Then she started to think in the wrong direction liao.. Tsk tsk.. People this days...
- Went home after that.. Din go pool cos I had no $$$ and my pool sucks.. Can't even shoot properly.. Only know how to rub the blue stuff on the end.. LOL...

Sunday's update

- Nothing much today.. Very dead lor...
- Read the newspaper today and learnt that a guy stuck in car buried by snow drak 60 bottles of beer and peed on the ice till it melted a way out or him... What a waste of good beer. He should have blown up the 60 bottles of beer as a big petrol bomb and blast his way out...

ZZZZZZZZZZZ.......

2005-01-27T20:56:00.000+08:00

Hm.. A summary of today's events...

- Maths tutor pon again ! O yeah ! hahahahha.... I love this kinda tutor man... Must be a friend of LK....
- Our chem lecturer (That John watever) is a friend of my Chem teacher in my sec sch... Holy... No wonder both teach in the same way manz.... And both kinda lamez... Must be one copying the other... LoL
- The DG-GCB scandal grows... Many have reported seeing both of them walking and talking together... Just the 2 of them... Overheard something abt brothers.. LOL....
- Gonna die during tomorrow's wu shu... My thighs still feel kinda crampy... And Kevin's bouncing around like a butterfly... Well what do you expect from the VICE-PRESIDENT of tchs wu shu....
- Split into econs group today... My group symbol is a fat grey sausage... Very suggestive looking shape... But never mind... Hey... BMB and FFG in same group... Wonder if anything funny will happen...
- Wah, today discover everyone in class got post in CCA or important ranking in class.... Except me, who was a Chem/Home Econ/Music Rep and a member in my CCA.... Eh, I can cook ok... Got camp cook badge.. Lolx. Which is about as credible as my first aid badge...
- The ice cream float scandal is up ! We plan to buy Root Beer Float and just dump a boit of cheap ice-cream on top! *Shhhh* LoL... At least the ice cream wouldn't sink and turn it into a shitty colour...
- Hm.... HCM continues to stalk poor HCB.. Will this ever end ?
- Gavin continues to act deranged after realising the truth... Wonder if he'll ever recover... Apparently I have received reports that he did an Alexander ( Tells another guy: I want you in my bedroom tonight... )
- YOU MUST BELIEVE ME ! WE MUST GO BIRD PARK FOR CIP ! Its great.. You get in contact with the birds and you also get to slack around... And its 8 hours everytime you visit... + have optional days.. So u can choose to go today and day after tomorrow and no one will scold you cos u chose the days yourself... Hm.. We should try to do it at least a few times in Dec... Then bring over CIP hours for 2006... So we get to meet up during holidays, play with penguins and get CIP hours for next year ! YAY! *cheers*
- Op BeefCake's details are almost set.. We just lack the opportunity for the perfect kill !
- ZzZz... Nowadays BMB wants to sit near me so he can see who I am spy-glassing... Lol...
- My head feels swollen after bio class... I think its gonna burst with too much info... SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEE
- Jun Hong tells me that his class has formed a Homo-gang... Holy shit ! Isn't that scary? WHAT IF THEY CONSPIRE TO TURN EVERYONE INTO HOMO'S ? *GASP* okay that's kinda lame.. But really got homo gang la.... And a lot of perverts from ACS(I).... At least that's what I heard...

Tonight gonna have weird dreams about homo-gangs with ice creams floats at the bird p[arking eating fat, grey sausages... Sweet dreams, everyone.. hahahaha.......

Wow...

2005-01-26T20:30:00.000+08:00

Hm.... The Gavin-Lenette scandal has had a well rounded finish and now a new one has arrived ! *clap clap clap clap* This one isn't manufactured, it was admitted my the person herself! OoOoOo.... So its time for summary today...
- Hm... Went for first aid today and it was total rubbish.... First when to wrong classroom, then we turned the air-con up to 30 degrees Celsius before we left.. LOL... Then found right classroom... The clock struck 3.15pm and we were about to leave when suddenly this guy who looks a lot like Fat Bastard (FB) from the movie Austin Powers appears... He continues to say something that I cannot hear cos I already use "Ling Hun Chu Qiao" and I saved myself from the moan and drone of the FB.
- Then wu shu was terrible.. Came late and kinda missed the warm up. GG. Thighs feel very weird now.. Kinda pulled them I think... Zz... We kana pull aside for lagger training... Still learning basics of cos'.. Trouble mixing up the feet... Using wrong foot to turn,etc. And jun hong goes on to create a new move.. Lol.. Not approved by seniors..
- Lol.. LBF ( also know as JEH ) has changed today after yesterday's aftermath... Less concentrative and appears to have trouble thinking properly.... Can't figure out maths and chem concepts properly... Oh my.. What have we done ?
- So.. About the new scandal.... Well..... Apparently Doll Girl (DG) says that Gangrene Cock Boy (GCB) has good personality and good looks.. So.. go figure. Lol. DG is very obvious. Think about it.

Very tired liaoz... write other day la... O ya, the com repairman got into a car accident so I can use my om for a few more days. LOL....

GLHF (Good Luck, Have Fun)

2005-01-25T20:05:00.000+08:00

Notice to all those people who read my blog everyday for entertainment : I won't be writing entries for a few days cos my com going to be repaired... The cd-drive keeps openning by itself... I kick it in but it continues to eject by itself. Lol. So its GLHF for all blog readers, try coming again after a few days...

So back to the main topic... Hm... Nothing really special today...
- Thanks to my radar-like telepathic powers, I have noticed that FFG has been turning around for no reason visible to me during tutorials... (If there is a non-scandalous reason, someone pls tell me. ) Especially GP lesson today... Judging from the scope of vision and angle of which she turns her head, we can only predict 2 things. The first one is that she is oogling uncontrollably at Good Porridge Boy (GPB) !!! Its is unlikely that she is oogling at me, JEH a.k.a. LBF or Spider-Medic... The reason why she doesn't is obvious so I shall not elaborate.. The second reasonable explaination I can come up with is that she wants to see if BMB is looking at her ? Or perhaps both of above ? Maybe we should interview her...
- Hm... The debate draws near and yet I dun even understand what I'm saying for the debate... Thus Debate = ~Flopz.~
- Today, we were humiliated completely by being forced to learn how to use Microsoft Word. How unflattering... Anyone who hasn't heard of Microsoft Word must be a yalam and nothing more, cos shit cant hear or see or use Microsoft Word
- Tomorrow got Econs test and I dunno what I'm doing here... I guess I'll leave it to fate ! And copy someone else's paper.
- Today PE.... Slack around with Spider-Medic and Jun Hong.... We see a fat guy run in front of us but in th end we out-walked him..... Passed SBJ.... Pull-ups are still a flopz...
- Watched crap video about BGR.. Turns out that we watched before liao... The video inspired us to create more scandals.. LOL... Operation Beefcake is poised and ready... Just need the right opportunity to come knocking...
- LBF kana tormented throughout the whole day.... The sms posted by Jeff on class blog is not 100% accurate.... He kinda rephrased and skipped some sms... Like the one saying that meeting up would be very weird.. But never mind... Lol... The LBF scandal is over... Working hard to find a new one...

Zzz... sianzz.... Hopes everyone gets lots and lots of hongbaos for CNY.... Make sure inside is $$$ and not tissue paper...

Sianz....

2005-01-24T21:10:00.000+08:00

Okay la... Today nothing much to say... So I deciced to play with love calculator.. have fun.
All results just for fun only la.. So dun get discouraged if they say something like "this couple shall rot in hell, MUAHAHAHHA "... lol. Enjoy. You are in the horizontal row, then link down to partner in vertical row. have fun. I did not remove the possibilty of gay/les relationships so........ HAHAHAHAHHA.

	Hui zhong	Gavin	Shiqi	Zhi yu	Kevin	Jia shee	Hong zhen
Hui zhong	-	64	32	31	77!!!	58	75
Gavin	64	-	34	33	79!!!	61	77!!!
Shiqi	32	34	-	01!!!	47	28	45
Zhi yu	31	33	01!!!	-	46	27	44
Kevin	77!!!	79!!!	47	46	-	74	91!!!
Jia shee	58	61	28	27	74	-	72
Hong zhen	75	77!!!	45	44	91!!!	72	-
Jiang yue	44	46	14	13	59	41	57
Rachel	54	56	24	23	69	51	67
Zhou hao	93!!!	95!!!	63	62	18	89!!!	16
Jia hui	31	33	01!!!	00!!!	46	27	44
Phey wa	44	46	14	13	59	41	57
Yifang	31	33	01!!!	00!!!	46	27	44
Ling yee	67	69	37	36	83!!!	64	81!!!
Jeffrey	57	59	27	26	73	54	71
Elaine	67	69	37	36	83!!!	64	81!!!
Min jie	44	46	14	13	59	41	57
Anna	31	33	01!!!	00!!!	46	27	44
Kit yeng	44	46	14	13	59	41	57
Ying hong	62	64	32	31	77!!!	58	75
Emilia	54	56	24	23	69	51	67
Dranice	44	46	14	13	59	41	57
Aaron	62	64	32	31	77!!!	58	75
Daryl	41	43	11	10	56	37	54
Dawei	44	46	14	13	59	41	57
Jelene	81!!!	83!!!	51	49	96!!!!	41	94!!!

Very tired... other day then finish the rest hor...... LOL........

Bad morning

2005-01-23T14:14:00.000+08:00

Wah... Today had a bad morning......
- went out to bukit batok some kopitiam to eat breakfast..
- ordered milo, 2 softboiled eggs and a lor mai kai...
- found a seat and sit down....
- waits...
- waits..
- WAITS .... ZzZzZz...
- I ask why so slow then they tell me they forgot. Wow. How incredible.
- Milo and eggs come. Finally. Lor Mai Kai also.. Break the egg, then realised the egg is like 99% uncooked. The egg white isn't even WHITE DAMMIT. Tells the guy and he just shrugs his shoulders.
- Plastic spoon for Lor Mai Kai breaks. Uses hand to stuff it into my mouth. Ends up with greasy hands and a lot of weird looks from other people in the kopitiam.
- Goes to toilet in kopitiam to wash hands. Sink broken. Cant wash ahnds.
- Refuses to pay for uncooked eggs cos Idin eat them. Runs off.. I think you will see me in the 9 o'clock news.
- Goes to Mac toilet to wash hands. Kana scold by the Mac auntie cos she says my greasy hands dirty the door handle.
- Washes grease off hands at last. Walks out of mac by same entrance. Gets some grease back on my hands (O_o)
- Smears grease on some Mercedes car. Car alarm rings. RUN !!!!!!!!!
- Finds mom buying groceries at wet market and evacuates immediately.

Bad day.

Change

2005-01-22T14:08:00.000+08:00

~Nothing remains unchanged Forever~

Quote by myself

It is true that nothing stays unchanged forever, is it not ? Today's entry will have no gossip, no funny stories. Rather, it will be a reflection of my inner self and my deepest reflections. Time and time again, History has proven this fact a million times over : The only thing that remains unchanged is the fact that everything else changes. Indeed, I myself has felt changes occur within me since the start of a new term in JC. Environments change a person, they say, but an environment is caused by people. Which is affecting which ? What is truly affecting us, changing us ? Is it ourselves ? Is it an external force ? I do not know.

Since S72 was formed, I could feel the change. The explosive anger deep within has cooled substantially, like cool honey on a burn wound. The class is warm, acceptive and generally has been very kind. The relative peacefullness feels strangely good, perhaps because its more comfortable for my battle-weary soul. After 2 tumultuous years of class rivalries, its refreshing to move on. Its one of the reasons why I went HC instead of NJ also. Its nice to start anew. To have a whole new perspective. To appreciate the beauty of true friendship... No eye-rolling. No hateful people. No people threatening others by attempting suicide. No egomaniacs. Just nice people. Thank you, S72. Thank you for pulling me out of an endless depth of hate and anger. Thank you for making me break out of that claustrophobic shell. You may not have done it on purpose, but I owe it all to you. Change may not be a bad thing afterall.

Pay your obeisance to the greatest song ever -- Shine by Mr. Big

I never really feel quite right
I don't know why, all I know is there's something wrong
Every time I look at you, you seem so alive

Tell me how do you do it, walk me through it
I'm following every footstep

Baby on your own you take a conscious step
Do you wanna give it up?

But all I want is for you to SHINE
Shine down on me
Shine on this life that's burning out

I say a lot of things sometimes that don't come out right
And I act like I don't know why
I guess a reaction is all I was looking for

You looked through me, you really knew me like no one has EVER looked before

Baby on your own you take a cautious step
Do you wanna give it up?

But all I want is for you to SHINE
Shine down on me
Shine on this life that's burning out

I know, I know, girl you got something

SHINE (shine it on to me)
Shine down on me (I wanna feel it)
Shine on this life that's burning out

Baby on your own you take a cautious step
Do you wanna give it up?

But all I want is for you to SHINE
Shine down on me (just show me something)
Shine on this life that's burning out (you give me something that I never
know)

Shine (it gonna kill me if you give something away)
Shine yeaaah (I wanna know what's going in on your mind)
Shine on this life that's burning out

SHOPPING!

2005-01-21T22:27:00.000+08:00

Hi guys... Its time for another session of my crappy blog... Today nothing much la... I went shopping for new year clothes lor.. A bit of funny stuff here and there. So as usual, point form....
- WoW! I saw a shoplifter ! Okay, it was like this : I was looking at some shirts at OG in Bugis when suddenly, I heard the security alarm go berserk! I turn and look.... OMFG ! It was an OLD GRANNY ! WOAH. The old granny doesn't seem disturbed by the alarm and continues to walk out of OG slowly.
* Profile of Old Granny *
-> Your typical looking old granny dragging along a foldable trolley
- Okay, back on topic. The security guard rushes out of OG and stops the old granny and asks to search her foldable trolley. Security guard then unloads a large amount of unpaid clothing. Then the security guard drags her back into OG.. On the way I hear the security guard asking the old granny if she has any reasons for having so much unpaid clothing. Then, I heard the punchline of the year. " I couldn't find the cashier so I just walk out " HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA...
- My wallet totally melt-down liao... Bought a pair of Levi's Jeans never see price tag. Reach cashier there, scan liao I totally flip. $139 !!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! Gone. My wallet really empty liao. Even coin also dun have. I think tomorrow really cant go liao. Unless one of you help me pay first.
- Bugis is home of the weird Tees... Oh yeah ! Bought some shirts with funny logos on them =) I din buy those with decapitated people and Stone Cold and middle fingers cos I think my mom will flip. They are supposed to be CNY clothing mah.
- An example of a weird shirt that kinda disappointed me : I saw this shirt with a blazing petrol can with the words " High Octane Fuel " and I was thinking, hey, that's a nice shirt to wear when I toss petrol bombs ! Then I turn the shirt around to see what's written on the back. It says " I GOT GAS ! " * places shirt back on shelf * Damn those 3 words. They spoiled the whole shirt for me.
- Found a nice place to eat ! Yay! Burlington Square, ( The building we end up in immediately after leaving Bugis MRT station ) has a nice eating place called V8 Movie Cafe... So nice... Food there is at most $9.80 and with free soup too ! Somemore, its called "movie cafe" cos the place has LOTS of tv showing movies... I was enjoying my tender chicken chop in mushroom sauce and potato wedges with baby carrots and mushroom soup while watching The Eye 2. By the way, I think The Eye 2 must be one of the funniest movies ever. Anyway, that place is nice and maybe we should go there for STJ...
- Ha... My neighbour just came back from HK.. Brought back lots of expensive chocs and yummy stuff... Maybe if I am in a good mood I will bring to school...

I gonna stop crapping liao.. Cos Hellsing starting soon. Aniway, here's a bit of true but crappy knowledge I have. Gold (Au) is the most ductile element on Earth. 1 gram of gold can be grawn into 2.4km of wire ! WOAH! Lol. So guys, go turn your parents wedding rings into wires and we see who have the longest wire on Monday. ahhahaha.....

Eve of a 3 day weekend!

2005-01-20T18:01:00.000+08:00

Hm... Writing again... Seems like this blog has attracted quite a bit of attention.. But other class pple not reading it yet ! Lol... Okay, as usual.. interesting stuff that happened today
- OSG caught staring down the whole row of guys during Bio lecture... Target of staring unconfirmed.
- My calves hurt bad after yesterday's training... Zzz... I loe that feeling
- Our maths tutor PON ! OH YEAH !!!!!!!!! ONE FREE PERIOD ! MUAHHAHAHAHHAH ! SLACKA-MANIA ! Used it to discuss S72 stuff... Apparently not going to saturday's Fish and Co. thingy... My wallet's on the verge of dying from over-bleeding
- Hsu Chun Mei (HCM) (Not S72 one) continues to stalk poor House Celebrating Boy (HCB) (Not S72 one). AND WE HAVE PROOF!
Eg. HCB and the rv pple join wu shu... HCM also join wu shu! Coincidence? I dont think so... During practises.. she always get closer and closer to HCB.. And will eventually talk to him under the pretext of learning wu shu! AHH! She might have an interest in one of the rv guys, you say, or just an interest in wu shu.. Then, get ready exmaple 2 !
Eg 2. I went to join First Aid due to its incredible slackiness... Just when we about to enter the room, HOLY MOLELY! We saw Hsu Chun Mei sprinting down the hallway with incredible speed ! But when she saw that HCB not coming with us to join First Aid, she mysteriously disappeared! Spooky! What more can we conclude but that HCM is stalking HCB
- Our Chem lecturer is a cracko.. But I like that! Maybe he'll buy me an Anarchist Cookbook !
- Today lectures quite intensive.. Din have much time to see if BMB was admiring FFG....
- 3 day weekend tmr ! O yeah... I've been waiting for this for ages. Woot!
- Gp continues to be Death and Decay. I could almost feel my essence draining away... OMFG.... Our debate topic is something about women participating in NS! Wah ! And I'm supposed to talk about what Margaret Hacker... Sounds familiar though.. Heck care la... Anyway sure kana sabo no matter what I say
- Today the class learns a new fact. We can buy lots and lots of machetes and axes under the context of camping. Isn't that useful ? I envision everyone with one under their shirt one day.
- Plan to artificially create a JEH scandal has been scrapped. New evidence has arosen so now we have a genuine JEH scandal to work on... Or we could combine both, making JEH both gay and skirt-chaser. HAHHAHAHAHHA
- CSP was total bullshit. Luckily the JEH scandal inspiration came in the middle on the CSP.. Otherwise I would die of boredom. Then Spider-Man Boy (SMB) and KFC ( No explaination required ) so pung say.... Play one round of bingo only...
- I recommend everyone to go TC during breaks to eat the fish and chips! Its great, unlike the RV version. The fish is tough like chicken and the chicken is mushy like fish in RV.
- Bio lecture v scary.. The lecturer is like L-square Reborn (L²R)..... Damn terror.. Then suddenly like very nice. I suspect a case of split personality.
- We are going to sell floats for CNY.. As in drink floats, not the floats we use at swimming pool. Dun see the link between floats and CNY leh... But nevermind...

Wah... this entry like a bit long. Not my usual style. I prefer it to be short and sweet. Remind me on Monday to tell you all about the "qing cui de ze duan seng" joke. Not funny in words. Must say in person funnier. Zzz..... I got Ebay look for Anarchist Cookbook liao. BB.

Ps. leave some comments. I DON CARE... WRITE SOMETHING ! S72 YOU READ SO MUCH BUT NO COMMENTZ...

Another day..

2005-01-19T20:18:00.000+08:00

So... Yet another day has passed in HCJC. I'm lazy to write word by word, so its point-form. AGAIN.
- I'm in the class debate team. For no reason. And the whole thing doesn't make sense. I get asked if i was a ex-debaterwhich I obviously am not, then suddenly I am told I am one of the debaters ! I don't see the link. Do you ?
- BMB continues to drool at FFG. (Okay, maybe I'm exaggerating.)
- My previous injury - infected knee abrasion - is healing well... I expect it to be perfectly okay by next Monday...
- I hurt myself again while practising wu shu. I can't believe I kicked my own chin !
- One Square Girl (OSG) is in lion dance ? Incredible ! I didn't believe it when I realised that Heavenly Banana Girl ( not someone in S72 ) also in lion dance. OMFG.
- Well.. By now, if I say SM, I guess many of you know who I'm talking about... Sh...... He's a nice guy, but the weird behavior makes my imagination run wild.. I can almost imagine him running round at night in a trench coat, flashing at passer-bys.
- Still can't find Anarchist Handbook. LoL.
- Some stuff I read in the chinese newspapers : 4 robbers go into a house with a fake gun to rob the residents. The residents bring out real guns and frag 2 of the 4 robbers. LOL. Retarded robbers.
- We discovered that the Janvin-Elton Hybrid ( JEH ) might actually have a gf! *GASP* lol... Will report more on the matter in later entries... Still thinking hard on how to create the JEH scandal.. But I got a rough plan liao.

ZzZz... Very shag... I think I stop writing liao... Enjoy da 3 day weekend ! I'll end off with a quote from "The Incredibles!"

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Mother : O Dash... Everyone's special !
Dash : Which is just another way of saying no one is.

Yet another day in HC

2005-01-18T20:28:00.000+08:00

Hi.. Today, I shall tell everyone another typical day in HC for me. Some names I mention may not mean anything to you immediately... But think about it slowly. You might just be able to catch on and understand who I'm talking about...

- BMB (Big Morals Boy) continues to gaze and gawk at FFG ( Frozen Fruit Girl )
- I continue to capitalise on my fortune/misfortune, the wound on my knee, to escape that running crap. I hate the feeling of failing the team when I am needed most... So I never want to take part in anything.
- As usual, we get abused by our seniors and pay exorbitant fees for our 3 months in HC.. I think its a conspiracy to discourage you from leaving after 3 months.
- ZzZz.. I discovered that I could pass Standing Broad Jump with one leg and that I gained almost 10kg in one holiday. OMFG.
- Everyone takes me as the class clown. But seriously, I'm not putting in effort to make you all laugh. I'm just being me. Take it or leave it. YOU'LL NEVER CHANGE ME ! MUAHAHHAHAHA! *Tosses petrol bomb*
- I learnt that there is a book called "The Anarchist CookBook", something we should all read.

I don want to write anymore... Gotta watch extreme Gourmet !!!!!!

Recap

2005-01-18T09:34:00.000+08:00

As you can see from the font, this blog was designed to give you as much pain as possible while reading it. I have had countless blogs, all of which have been abandoned after about 2 week's of writing. I can't think of anything else to say. ZzZz..... This is nice :

Lessons in Logic

If your father is a poor man,it is your fate,
but if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it's your stupidity.

I was born intelligent - education ruined me.

Practice makes perfect...But nobody's perfect...
so why practice?

If it's true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?

Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak.

How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.

One should love animals.
They are so tasty.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.

Success is a relative term.
It brings ! so many relatives.

Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.

"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep

There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning.

"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk

"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours

God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.

The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn?

A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say....

???

Yoi~

Busy.

Chalet~

Teachers Day

Oops

Change

The Blazing toiletbowl rekindles once more !

Seoul....... Garden.

Scuba

BBQ !!!

FRIDAY THE 13 ! *gasp gasp gasp*

Friendship Quotient

Wushu elections !

sentosaaaaaa

SUPER LAME MRT JOKES !

Outing !

Congrats. You just wasted 5 seconds of yr life reading this title.

Today's title is title.

........

Yo yo

Hey !

A new era is born

YES ! ITS A NEW POST !

ZZZZZZ

Yo !

Updated !

Sunglasses

Singapore's future is doomed

Boring..... Again !

Yo !

ZZzzz....

STJ PART 2

The crunch

STJ picts part 1

STJ

wow ! 27th ! Another new record! lolx.

Wow ! its my 26th entry ! that's a new record !

Updatez

KamiKaze Friday !

Another typical thrusday with a little more stimulation than usual

Typical Wednesday

Another boring entry...

Update

Yet another typical monday....

The KFC saga..

Summary !

LoL...

LBF STRIKES AGAIN !

ZZZZzzzz.... Again

Massive Update!

ZZZZZZZZZZZ.......

Wow...

GLHF (Good Luck, Have Fun)

Sianz....

Bad morning

Change

SHOPPING!

Eve of a 3 day weekend!

Another day..

Yet another day in HC

Recap

FRIDAY THE 13 ! gasp gasp gasp